"They were great but they made the mistake of incorporating our town name into the lyrics, but dipshits like me get impressed that they can read our town off the back of a mic stand. On a dark Arizona highway… wooh that's us dude. So happy. But then they keep milking it. Cool Scottsdale wind in our hair. That's still us dude. My friend lives in Scottsdale. Warm Sun Devil stadium ... Alright we get it. Knock it off!"

Spade saw The Eagles and they put Arizona in the Hotel California lyrics.