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Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg Marmalard: That would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way...
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you twerp!
Greg Marmalard stands talking with Dean Wormer in his office.