Stewie: Oh you got some pie eh, can I have a piece?
Brian: Uh, sure.
Stewie: Oh let me have some of that cool hwip.
Brian: What did you say?
Stewie: You can’t have a pie without cool hwip.
Brian: Cool hwip?
Stewie: Cool hwip, yeah.
Brian: You mean cool whip?
Stewie: Yeah, cool hwip.
Brian: Cool whip.
Stewie: Cool hwip.
Brian: Cool whip!
Stewie: Cool hwip.
Brian: You’re saying it weird, why are you putting so much emphasize on the H.
Stewie: What are you talking about I’m just saying it, cool hwip. You put cool hwip pie. Pie tastes better with cool hwip.
Brian: Say whip.
Stewie: Whip.
Brian: Now say cool whip.
Stewie: Cool hwip.
Brian: Cool whip.
Stewie: Cool hwip.
Brian: Cool whip.
Stewie: Cool hwip.
Brian: You’re eating hair!

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Brian and Stewie argue over the correct pronunciation of Cool Whip.

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