"Hey how are you doing everybody I just wanted to say hi. This is my first post, I think that's what you call it, on Facebook. And currently I Twitter because if you press a button you do both at the same time. So we're going to save some energy. Computers are taking over the world and so it's time to get on the bus or get left behind. So here I am interacting. I want you to know I'm looking at the page, I'm reading all the posts and all the things you say and even the people who say not nice things like BenStillerSucks75@gmail.com sorry you didn't like the ending of Dodgeball. Anyway I just wanted to sort of open up my life a little bit to you guys and I'll be posting every once in a while and I want you to see a little bit of what my life is like. So start off by introducing you to my family...this is my wife Christine Taylor you might remember form Zoolander and Dodgeball. Um this is my daughter Ella and my son Quinlin. Quinlin you want to say something? They're electric kids. Okay obviously it's not actually my family but I feel like I have to draw the line somewhere and just sort of keep a little bit of privacy but these people will be standing in sort of like Avatars if you will if you want to use a computer term. They're great, she's a professional actress, um I don't know your real name. I think you can go so I'll call you next time I want to do a twit. I'm going to just update my status now. Updating my status. And is..I'm going to say I'm updating my status...I'm updating my status...

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Ben Stiller releases a video where he proves that he is on Facebook and Twitter.

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