"On a serious note, just looking at all these faces reminds me of some of the great work that's been done this year...by cosmetic surgeons...you all look great. I've had a little bit of word done on my cheeks...and I've had a penis reduction. Just got the one now. And it is very tiny. But so are my hands, so when I'm holding it, it looks pretty big. And let's face it I usually am holding it. I wish I was doing that now, to be honest, instead of doing this."
Ricky Gervais jokes about having a penis reduction at the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards.