Automatic Disconnect

Andy tries to make a call but the operator keeps asking him to deposit money.

Disconnect

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Nice try Mr. Farmer

Andy tries to trick the operator so he doesn't have to pay for the call.

Writing a book behind my back

Andy and Elizabeth fight after Andy submits Elizabeth's book as his own.

Shut up!

A potential home buyer gets frustrated with the carolers.

You pulled it off

Andy pulls of a great scam to sell their house.

Who wants the house

It's burning, shit

Andy throws his manuscript in the fire after Elizabeth tells him it stinks.

They installed the kitchen phone

The new phone that gets installed into their house is a pay phone.

We slept outside with the bugs

The movers finally make it to Andy's house and are very irritated for getting...

We have a corpse in the garden

Elizabeth had enough with the operators fucking around with Andy.

Sinking into a pit of self defeatism

Elizabeth yells at Andy when he won't get out of bed.

Sorry to see the Farmers go

The mailman puts on a show for potential buyers.

Vulgar and abusive language is an auto disconnect

Andy tries to make a call but the operator keeps asking him to deposit money.

Call me Mr. Lambfries

Andy eats sheeps testicles but doesn't really know what he's eating yet.

If I can't make a friend I'll buy one

Andy has trouble making friends in his new town so he goes and buys a dog.

I think it's a sparrow Andy

Andy and Elizabeth discover a bird singing out their window.

By the time he gets out here he's liquored up

Andy complains to the Sheriff about the mail man.

Being a fake is what I do best

Andy pulls of a great scam.

Don't try to deny it, I stepped on the core

Andy and Elizabeth get into a huge fight.

Isn't that a conflict of interest

Andy learns that their divorce lawyers also work together on cases.

Hell of a dog, sure likes to run

Andy and Elizabeth buy a dog and when they bring it home it takes off.

An editor would have stopped reading after the first paragraph

Elizabeth reads the first few chapters of Andy's book and hates it.

I sure as hell wouldn't start from here

The movers get lost and ask for directions.