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Nacho Libre

Nacho Libre is a 2006 comedy film written by Jared Hess, Jerusha Hess, and Mike White and directed by Jared Hess. It stars Jack Black as a cook at a monk-run orphanage who moonlights as a luchador wrestler to raise money for the orphans.

Because I can't go on living a lie

Because I can't go on living a lie

00:01

Nacho on not being able to be a wrestler and a man of the cloth, making him a...

When the fantasy has ended And all the children are gone

When the fantasy has ended And all the children are gone

00:36

Nacho reveals his song for Encarnacion to Steven.

I don't believe in God, I believe in science

I don't believe in God, I believe in science

00:02

Steven to Nacho that he does not believe in god, just in science.

I hate all the orphans in the whole world

I hate all the orphans in the whole world

00:10

Steven baiting Nacho telling him repeatedly how much he hates orphans.

Sometimes You Wear Stretchy Pants In Your Room. It's For Fun

Sometimes You Wear Stretchy Pants In Your Room. It's For Fun

00:07

Nacho gets caught dressing up in his luchador outfit, so he makes an excuse t...

You messed with the wrong guy this time

You messed with the wrong guy this time

00:01

Nacho to the would be attackers that they are fighting the wrong guy this time.

I'm not for that world

I'm not for that world

00:02

Nacho about how he is not for that world of wrestling.

You have not been baptized?

You have not been baptized?

00:01

Nacho to Steven asking if he has not been baptized.

I looked like a fool last night!

I looked like a fool last night!

00:02

Nacho angry that he was a made a fool of as no attackers ever came.

You only believe in science. That's probably why we never win

You only believe in science. That's probably why we never win

00:09

Nacho to Steven about them not winning due to his belief in science, but he r...

Listen, I don't like the way those guys just looked at you. Hey! Can't you see this woman's a nun?

Listen, I don't like the way those guys just looked at you. Hey! Can't you see this woman's a nun?

00:06

Nacho to Sister that he does not like the way she was looked at and yells to ...

I've been gone because I had a lot of church-y opportunities lately, outside of the orphanage

I've been gone because I had a lot of church-y opportunities lately, outside of the orphanage

00:05

Nacho trying to hide his other activities from the Sister, claiming he had a ...

And you gave them permission to hurt me like this

And you gave them permission to hurt me like this

00:16

Steven complaining to Nacho about letting the wrestlers hurt him. Nacho remin...

You must pray for forgiveness

You must pray for forgiveness

00:03

Sister telling Nacho he needs to pray for forgiveness for his going to a wres...

Tonight, I felt something deep inside me, I've never felt before

Tonight, I felt something deep inside me, I've never felt before

00:06

Nacho to Steven about the wrestling match being a revelation.

It's no use. I wanna be a great fighter, but I can't even beat a couple of guys in the street

It's no use. I wanna be a great fighter, but I can't even beat a couple of guys in the street

00:07

Nacho down on himself as he cannot even beat some guys on the street.

This man lived a good life

This man lived a good life

00:03

Nacho on visiting a sick man, telling the family that he has lived a good life.

Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?

Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?

00:08

Nacho asking God why he has given him the desire to become a wrestler.

I'm not listening to you. You're crazy

I'm not listening to you. You're crazy

00:02

Nacho to Steven saying he will not listen to him as he is crazy.

May he rest in peace

May he rest in peace

00:02

Nacho telling the family that the man who just died should rest in peace.

Yes, it's true! I am Nacho, the luchador

Yes, it's true! I am Nacho, the luchador

00:06

Nacho claiming his place as a luchador.

 Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name and I used my strength to rip my blouse?

Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name and I used my strength to rip my blouse?

00:13

Nacho reminding of the time all were shouting his name and ripping his blouse...

Summon your eagle powers

Summon your eagle powers

00:43

Steven reminds Nacho to summon his eagle powers for the fight. Nacho retorts ...