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The Andy Griffith Show - Season 1
Quotes and Sound Clips
A few things to pretty herself up with
He's not her master
Female doodads all over the place
You sure do smell pretty
All that good stuff that draws the flies
Most efficient way of using your daughter
A fine strong farmhand
Hop skip and a jump from a fine young son-in-law
Not as good as male
Natural built-in farmhands
Farm girls ain't got time for them things
You get out them things and get back to work
He'd want to see you like that all the time
I just couldn't believe it was me
You are some kind of pretty
What he don't know won't hurt him
Now is that clear
I'm taking that daughter of yours into town
Flint you got a daughter
I know how I'd handle a mean old coot like that
You're not being fair
It makes the hands soft and smooth
For a deputy sheriff to be used as a delivery boy
It's a Deputyess
Female war paint
Anything for you gardenia blossom
It'll make her so happy
You smell good enough to take to a picture show
Don't squirt that stuff on me
It's messin' in
That tickles you
Can I have a nickel for a candy bar
We just don't go a-messin' around in other folks's stew
Ease back on them horses
I'm goin' to have to stand downwind of everybody
Sheriff's supposed to smell like a sheriff
Just like a man
You better check your gas jets in the back
Here's something I bet you'd like
Try a sample on a finger
He sure does have a lot of nasty in him
That's enough to make a lawman cry
Get in there
We wouldn't want the other sheriffs stealin' our decor
He's right curious acting
Taking potshots at a total stranger
You're getting everybody all head up over nothing
I wish you'd just stop it
The Katzenjammer Kids
It had a lot of girlie pictures in it
Our cells are kind of like a home away from home
This jail doesn't even seem like a jail
Want to do a little frog-giggin'
This is a prison not a hotel
I have a tendency to get brutal
I sorta over hopped him
I got drunk just so I could come over here to be with you
You're my friend
Barney we don't need a prisoner
Get us a prisoner
No use to get your skinny little veins to poppin
Nothing to get head up about
They are three of the nicest fellas we ever sent up
Never know when to stop
Maybe you wrote yourself a letter
That I got to see
Any other games you play by yourself
I'm playing checkers
Man can't take credit just for being born
I got too much feet in them
Distillers Association of America
Proud as a peacock
She's finally got something to be proud of me for
Kiss on top of my head
He might show up boiled as an owl
A taste or two once in a while
The town drunk being honored
Mayberry's most distinguished citizen
I stand before you a humble man
Must have had a tiff at home
They finally spelled it the simple way
This is where the Tibbs family and the Fifes got together for the first time
I'm very sensitive
Little too far
Women's Historical Society
I'm glad you came right on up
Barney Fife Peter Piper Nose-pinching Test for Drunks
The most scientific test I ever saw
Let's just see how much endurance you've got
This jail's getting to be as bad as home
I'm all right this morning
You was brought in here on the charge of drunkenness
You just gonna let him walk out
He was too drunk
You're making a big bawling volcano
A Person Could Get Killed in a Chair Like That
You know these deadbeats,you give them an inch, they'll take your arm
We Got the Piece of Paper That Says Get
Uh, How Much Is This?
This Is Mighty Valuable Stuff, Should Bring At Least 35 Cents
They work real good if you keep this eye shut
And I Can't Foreclose
You lost your glasses and you can't read that notice
Let Me Explain a Fine Point of the Law to You
How much should I put you down for, Ben?
You didn't ask me
You wouldn't want me to do anything to violate the law, would you
I might turn this jail into a warehouse
If Scobey misses a payment, the entire balance falls due
Daddy, Can I Have a Cookie?
I Been Doing Some Odd-Jobbing
I've never missed a payment
Opie, He's Losing Teeth, Too, You Know
Your mama's going to have to soak your cornbread in buttermilk
Well, I've Heard the Mortgagor's Side of It
He's not only got all the money in town, he's got all the meanness too
One of the Duties of This Office Is To Serve A Foreclosure
I Don't Want to Think It Over, I Want To Foreclose
Well, Life Ain't All Police Work, You Know, Andy
This is a trouble-check
When Did You Trouble-Check Last?
What Are You Doing With Her Phone Number?
This here don't look like a citation at all
Your hats pulled down over your ears
You Put the Citation Pad in Your Hat
You must have been giving out a mess of tickets
Can I Hold Him, Aunt Bee? No This Is Not A Football
You sure didn't freeze up on this little grasshopper
Here, Sam, Take Your Boy
Andy it's time!
Miss Webster's biology class, you flunked
But Andy, You Can't Deliver a Baby
You're as Tight as a Ten-Cent Top
Where's my bullet?
Why Do Babies Pick Such Crazy Hours to Be Born?
Why can't you people learn to develop your powers of observation
A prisoner has to take on some responsibilities
Thunder is just a couple of clouds bumping together
I'll go back to the office and have a cup of coffee
I could think of a few more reasons if I was to concentrate my mind on it
The point is you want to be needed
A Lot of Folks Do Their Work at Night
You wouldn't notice a muddy elephant in the snow, would you
We got to let them pigs back in here
He's a farmer
He may be young, but he's been around plenty
A penny hit by lightnin's worth six cents
He's got all the facial characteristics of a criminal
Some Folks Don't Talk Much
Don't look at him, he'll know we're talking about him
He cuts his own hair, I can spot an amateur head a mile off
Just Two Inches Inside the Law
We might just have an infraction of Rule Eight, Section B here
You Can't Let a Client in the Public Eye Look Lopsided
What's the Matter With Barney? He's alright
I swallowed my gum
I thought I'd come up and help you look. My eyes are 20/20
What kind of a man would I be if I ran from trouble
I Can't Help It, It's Good
That boy goes through britches like he's wearing sandpaper underwear
We have to get you some new jeans
I'd say about 60 miles an hour
You must be the fastest gun in the first grade
Hey, Paw, Say Draw
Mayberry, gateway to danger
I'm No Longer Barney Fife the Man, I'm Barney Fife The Bulkhead
That's where you make a weapon out of your whole body
I gave him the old body block
He Seen Me Closing in, and He Made His Move
I'll Admit It Started Out With Littering
You Started Out to Give a Man a Ticket for Littering
This Is What We Call The Deadly Game
Never know when another beast might come down out of the forest
Take the rest of the afternoon off
He might have been hurt. He might have been killed
I'll Get You for This, Deputy
Your Deputy Just Helped Us Nail Eddie Brooke
Are you trying to bribe an officer of the law?
Littering Is Nothing to Be Laughed At
We Got Laws in This Town
Act Like You Got Some Smart, Now
Well, Don't Just Stand There Like a Ninny
Jim, You're Under Arrest
What'd You Expect Me to Do?
I'm Used to Those One-Night Stands
That's Probably Why He Came Back Here
You Know What Kind of a Cocky Kid He Is
Don't Ask So Many Stupid Questions, Boys
When I Loaned Him the Money
Put it on my tab
Didn't he pay for anything? Not A Penny
Hey, Where's Your Car? I Ain't Seen It Around
I Don't Have Any Money Right Now
I'd have to be four fellas to take all those offers
I Was the One That Brought in All the Crowds
Being a big star isn't all sunglasses and autographs
Fellas in the band call that a set of threads, It's a suit
It ain't the same, Pa. You ain't been anyplace
Pa, What Am I Gonna Do With All This Confetti?
We're just gonna go on being friends just the same as usual
Get That Vehicle Off the Street!
Well, You Make It, You Spend It
We Agreed to an Escort Parade
Blowing across an empty pop bottle, sound like a boat
You Can't Be an Official Police Escort Without A Whistle
Charlie always let's his N droop
You're gonna bust your little corpuscles
When you're an official police escort, you got to look smart
Rock and Roll Rosie From Raleigh
I used to have to arrest him for playing guitar on the street
Would be nice to have a ma
She's at it again
Say, where do we go in this town to get married?
Did you see the look on his face
What a hypochondriac
You're supposed to get engaged
One of these tomorrows is going to be too late
You're just asking for trouble
He's insanely jealous
You won't find much flesh, it's all muscle
Wrap it around an arm that many times before
I'm as strong as a bull
I been counting
The big brother in me
He happens to be unmarried
She'll spark to him
Unmarried professional fellas is the most dangerous kind
Wise rooster don't bury his head
You've loosened your brain
Two young people lost in a world of pills
Two and two makes four
New docs is young docs
I'm going to take it off the car
Do you have to keep blowing that thing
I'm a great big growed-up boy
Don't people that like each other get married
Well did you ask her
Cause I'm pooped
Pillow looks like a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Land sakes alive
We gonna have to sweep and mop
Let's not do it right now
Just us pigs
No paw just us
You're the littlest ghost I ever saw
Before I go to all the trouble of washing it
We're going to be nice and neat and orderly
You milk a cow to get strong fingers
No you ain't and no I ain't
It sure is going to be nice to be a messer-upper again
How are you two going to manage while I'm gone
She got the bursitis
This isn't a living room
This boy is far and away the sloppiest messiest boy
A little snack never hurt nobody
I love them fast 'un's like that
Some of us got it some of us ain't
You want me
I've just come from her arms
This could be a jolt
Love don't hold a stopwatch
It was I who was a juvenile
I hopes it's a goody
Fickle fate took over
We can no more stop the fates
Behind that pretty face, you got a awful handsome brain
If we get both our rabbits to run
Your little bunny
There's no point in playing out this farce any longer
You didn't want to keep it a secret did you
We got us the eternal quadrangle
You had your chance to fly with me
If it smells I want it
I'm coming over and I'm ready for action
That's where you cheapen yourself
I wish I could hear it from his own thin lips
He'd be madder than a hornet
So you'd play John Alden
Some fellas can speak right up to their girls
I can only say 'em to a face like yours
I see your face right in there
You're the cat's
There's plenty of things I can think of to say when I'm alone
Girls like to hear things like that
Haven't you seen enough Rock Hudson movies
When I'm alone with her I just freeze up
Did-did you get a little kissy
You're a riverboat sharpie is what you are
Got any plans now paw
I can jump ya
I've got her
See That Nickel Right There? I Pade Ten Dollars For That Nickel
See that buffalo right there, facing the wrong way
The Prettiest Girl in the First Grade
We got a deputy sheriff who does his duty
Anybody who records for me will get the standard percentage fee
You Don't Like My Singin'?
I'll never be a patsy again
I sure fell for his line
I never thought I'd say this to a police officer
Gentleman Dan's quite an appreciator
A misfit a scoundrel a miserable wrongdoer
He stepped on the secret button
My little house away from the big house
Striped britches and a cutaway
In the next cell to a common drunk
It'll remind him of Alcatraz
He's an important man
Cow's tail in fly season
This cell is so drab
The confidence man
I'll be dogged
Otis sure tied one on last night.
I don't deserve a bullet
It'd keep better in the gun
That bullet was turning green in my pocket
Why'd you take it out
If I ever have to use this baby
Thoroughly and everlastingly expired
You reckon possum smells like an Englishman
Be he alive or be he dead
A Funny Duck
You Know How Women Are
This place is a bad influence
I got another star for being good
If I Ever Catch a Certain Little Boy
You Mean, When He's Got a Snootful?
You Want Him to Come by the Jail?
I Just Had to Go Someplace
I don't remember agreeing on anything
Guardian of the law
Suck in that gut
Come on ladies
Barrel full of monkeys!
He looked so silly I couldn't help laughing
He was really perking up
I told him how smart he was
I drooled over the shape of his nose
I buttered that fella up
He needs building up
The girl the fella's got a sweet tooth for
Barney Fife, Deputy Sheriff
The postmaster just licked a bunch of stamps
How's a feller supposed to fergit
Fergit? How's a feller supposed to fergit
Couldn't I see something else grow up before my very eyes
Barney here for J. Edgar Hoover
I don't want hair over my eyes. I want it over my head
Once bit, best fergit
One mistake, better cake
Once burnt is a lesson learnt
Every one of 'em was as guilty as sin
I can't tell very much without my glasses
I got this one dead to rights
He looks pretty sober to me
You can go out and plant two whole rows of spinach
For not trying to get me hung
That's disturbing the peace, for heaven's sakes
I ain't had the strength to disturb the peace
You're looking good
Did you ever figure that we're really a bad influence on the boy
The ones in the back can start breathing again
If I have a mind to, can I come down to the jail
The whole population's in here
Are you trying to get rid of me Paw?
You not coming by the jail
You doubtin' son of a gun
Why don't you think about what you want to talk about
It turns out to be not so good
You didn't think I could handle her
It's about you and me, mostly you
Got all the confidence in the world in you
Inexperienced whippersnapper in charge
Tear gas bombs
Good feeling to have these babies around
That Jail Is Just Not the Best Influence For A Young'un
Opie's next birthday party he shoots out the candles!
I told you not to use them on real people
Did you give Opie the handcuffs?
We were playing cops and robbers, and he resisted arrest
What's the next course, strangling?
She's Got to Come Out Real Clean
Yeah, We Beat the Rap
We Haven't Got Any Homework Today, Paw
Paw, Is There Anything I Can Do to Help You Today?
Makes him walk in here crooked every week
I see you got a snootful again
Now, the Fine Is Two Dollars or 24 Hours
Being intoxicated in a public place
Another Buffalo Pointin' the Wrong Way
You Make It Sound as if I'm Stupid and Gullible
I just say when you see a weasel's tracks, lock up your hens
Are You Implying Mr. Maxwell Is Dishonest?
We all stand to make a profit
Then at least he'd own somethin' worth a nickel
You know you just fell for the oldest slicker game in the world
I Bought Into Mr. Maxwell's Folk Song Album
I sunk it in the record business
Did I hear you say you bought some stock
The financial page calls that diversifyin'
Now I bought into one stock I might as well buy into another
What'cha Readin', Barney? The Stock Market
I've been looking for a good investment
You want to buy stock in the enterprise
If an Album Like This Goes Over, It Can Sell Over 100,000 Copies
After Expenses, I Hope to Make 25 Cents an Album
Well, I Got a Little Sheriffin' to Do
What'cha Gonna Do When the Well Runs Dry
We call it Music to Snip by
In My Business, This Baby Does My Talkin' for Me
You just got a case of mike fright
You'll round up every hog in the county
Mayberry Unit Number One
Now Mine's Facing the Same Way
The Buffalo on This Nickel's Facin' the Same Way!
You Wouldn't Want to Sell It, Would You?
Coin collectin'? For investing?
If you're really considerin' investin' why don't you try coin collectin'
You Better Watch This Investin' Business, Full Of Con Men
You know what they say. Can't take it with you
This Check's Made Out to Barney Fife, Oughta Be Made Out To Barney Sucker
Golly, You Look Pretty as a Picture in Them Pajamas
You want Billy and me to dance, Paw?
Would rather play good games for nothin' than get a nickel for playin' nice
Goin' home now and havin' a dingbuster of a battle
Would You Like Some More Coffee, Dear?
I'm Gonna Give Each One of You a Shiny New Nickel
Maybe I better just tell Billy he's not to come here anymore
Rollin' around on the floor and rearrangin' the furniture
Let's Work on Getting Them Out With the Right Expression
I'd Rather Be Called Skunk Face Than Honey Like That
Dear? I'd rather die
He Throwed His Plate of Food on the Floor
If I Was You, I'd Lock 'Em Up
Throw the Book at 'Em
See What Your Big Mouth Did?
Now, Jennie, Put That Cup Down
Well, I'll Quit It When She Quits Her Everlastin' Naggin'
Now Open This Door! Why Don't We Just Open It
Open Up in There!
Maybe You All Better Just Go on Home
I'll try to be more considerate next time I attack you
Hello, Sheriff's Office
Yeah. Professor Matsumato Wrote That
The practice of Judo is not limited to seeking physical perfection
Golly, That Must Be Some Book
Machines Don't Raise Flowers
Us Town Drunks
You Have a Good Head on Your Shoulders
He's Been Drinking!
Wake Me Up Monday
Pow! Pow! Pow!
Why Don't He Spend His Time
You Ain't Gonna Get Nothin' Outta Me
Wild Horses Couldn't Drag That Out of Me
That Rough Stuff Don't Go in Here
That's the Most Ridiculous Thing
This Is a Dry County
Don't Go Shootin' at Old Ben, Huh?
Let's Go in Shootin'
The Law Thanks You
You Really Saw It?
Did You Ladies by Any Chance
The Whereabouts of a Moonshine Still
How Many Times Must I Tell You?
This Crying Jag
They Want Me to Be Crooked
Right in the Mouth
The Beginnings of a Masterpiece
You Just Wait Till You Want a Favor
Miss Lady Druggist
A Breath of Fresh Air
Is This the Way It's Gonna to Be?
Points for Muscles
What's the Matter With Her?
If That's What You're Gropin' For
Like a Swarm of Geese
Let Me Tell You Something
I Know What You Had in Mind
I Think All Girls Are Beautiful
If You Wasn't Lookin'
We'll Have a Street Dance
That Famous Sunny Disposition
What'll It Be?
There's Something About Ordering a Pair of Shoes
We Can't Audition for Him?
Just Go Along With That
The Worst Thing You Can Do
Clear Down Here in Mayberry
You Ain't Going to Be So Thin-Headed
Now, There You Go Again
We Don't Gossip
You're Darn Right I'm Still With Us
I Suppose You're Not Capable
The Lord Made Two Sexes
Barney Fife in the Flesh
They Say That's Good Stuff
Doesn't Try to Hide Her Age
Why Can't I?
Another Root Beer Float
The Matter Is
You Take Them Skates Off
This Is a Fine Howdy-Do
Maybe I Did Stretch the Truth
Just Not Making Contact
This Is What He Charged With
You are interested in historical cannons
I Sure Am Wore Out
A Cool Drink
I Like It, But I Don't Love It
Don't Say Forget It
Somebody's Bound to Come Along
That's a Good Idea
Anxious to Get Rid of It
Think I Wanna Go on Record?
Honesty is the Best Policy
The Golden Rule
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you
I Think Tommy Cheated Me
A Bird in This World
I wouldn't buy a stamp from that machine
Lots of People Are Like That
Little Bit Conservative
You Don't Like Change
You Take Longer to Get Ready
What's Gotten Into You People?
That Was Beautiful, Baby
He's not going down there looking like that is he
What in the World Are Ya'll Doing?
You Know How She Is
You Don't Have to Tip Him
Always Did Want to Be a Barber
That Ain't for Children
What Do You Think I Would Do?
Old Rock Kinda Does it For You
A Movie With Cowboys and Horses
Any More Than You Have To
It's a Nice Day for It
That's What Makes You a Good Mayor
Got Nothing to Lose
Pickin' Our Peaches
What Would They Laugh at?
Sounds Pretty Good
Let's Break It Up!
You Will Not Believe It
You Shy or Something?
Kind of an Unusual Meeting
I Know Everything About Her
You're Just Like I Expected
Boy You're Already There
Come on in Here in the Courthouse
He's Kinda Kooky
For Ringing Her Doorbell
This Oughta Do It for You
Ain't That a Shame in This World?
Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
He Don't Sound Foreign to Me
Wind Up Emptying the Whole Town
Who Is He? What Is He?
He's Acting Mighty Strange
Seen Me Coming
What if He Is a Little Bit Peculiar?
Just Come by Every So Often
Have a Look Around Your Room
From the Supernatural World
He Ain't Done Nothing Outside the Law
Gets More Peculiar All the Time
Just Suppose That I'm the President
Next Time I Want a Haircut
Is It All Right if I Scratch My Nose?
I Wouldn't Be Surprised
Can't Hardly Hold You Without Evidence
All Wore Out After Them Ho, Ho, Ho's
Been Gone an Awfully Long Time
Don't Thank Me
Do You Mean to Tell Me
You're Gonna Be Sorry
That's Contempt of the Law
You Know What He Did?
What in the World
I Always Thought
I'll Take a Little Bite of That
No, by Dawg
Playin' Santa Claus
If That Ain't the Meanest
But It's Christmas
Lock Him Up?
Ain't Exactly Sarsaparilla
Vacation from School
Ain't Nothin' Much Going On
Sent You a Card for Christmas
Remember the Hubacher Brothers?
He Thinks He's So Funny
Hilda May's Lipstick
There's One for the Books
Because She's a Woman
Good Old Scrambled Eggs
Go Too Far
Isn't It Exciting?
I Could Eat a Horse
Put That in Your Soda
A Woman Shouldn't Try
Let the Men Worry About That
It's Good for You to Laugh
If You Want Results
A Woman Running for Council?
Don't Never Apologize to a Woman
Over a Whole Mess of Politics
I Didn't Mean to Say That
Every One of Those Candidates
Right Up There with Potato Salad
It's a Good Thing
You'll Swell Up So Tight
Now, if That Ain't Courage
If It's Gonna Be A-feudin'
It's Just a Short Walk
The Laughingstock of the State
If I Was Gonna Take a Shot at a Fella
Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow
Are You Doin' Feudin'-Shootin'
Let Me Tell You
The Prettiest Funeral For Her
You Can Change the Name of a Rose
What's a Soliloquy, Paw?
Between Goin' to Bed and Gettin' Up
I'd Better Get Out of This Outfit
A Whole Lot of Fun
I Just Get the Feelin'
Are You Sure?
You're as Right as Rain
March Right on Up to Your Room
Kind of Drifting Here
I Wouldn't Mind
Just Ain't Nice to Be Selfish
Look Alive, Now
Are You Sitting Down or Standing Up?
You're Being a Stubborn Mule
It's His Last Party
Why'd She Invite Him to My Funeral?
Dead as a Hammer
It's Just Like Her
You're Talking Crazy
Downright Embarrassing for Me
Heaven Help You
I Wasn't Going to Squander It
Well, Now, That's Dandy
For the Joy of Giving
We Better Talk About This Thing
If It Ain't Charlie Moneybags
Being Run Over by a Taxicab
Don't Go Blaming Yourself Too Much
Can't Help It
That Fine Canteen
You Caught Her Flat-Footed
Ain't That Something?
This Is It, Don't Mess It Up
It's Only Fair
Why Do I Walk Her to Church Every Sunday?
What Are You Tryin' to Say?
Puttin' a Glow in a Man's Day
Ain't That Pretty?
Like Chickens Around a June Bug
It's a Jungle Out There
Boy, I Am Proud of You
Oh, You Don't Wanna Talk, Huh?
Don't You Go Anywheres
You Button Your Lip!
I Had to Stand in the Corner Twice
This Is the First Chance in Two Years
Was You Really Robbed?
Why That'd Do
Folks Are Obliged
Just Like Two Peas in a Pod
He's Sweet on You
With All Your Responsibility
I Hope I'm Not Interrupting
I'm a Trained Noticer
Don't It Look Nice
You Can't Be Serious About Resignin'
Took Off Like Two Hound Dogs
You Call That Evidence?
Make Jokes About It
There Once Was a Deputy Called Fife
What Do You Mean
Can I Run Off Sometime?
Rules Are Very Important Things
Fine as a Daisy
Peanut Butter and
A Meal Like That
A Good Cowboy Never
A Single Peanut Butter Sandwich
That Just Ain't Western
You Know What You're Doing?!
Just Simmer Down
What's the Matter?
That's the Boy
Would You Excuse Us a Second?
I Once Knew a Horse
Dadburnit, I'm a Sheriff
When You Was Poor
Caught On My Own Pitchfork
You're Sure Mixing Me Up, Paw
Running Away From Home to Be a Cowboy
Never Let Your Friend Down
Mighty Fine Character
Being Loyal to Your Paw
Mischief Going on Here
Shoot Your Own Paw
The Fastest Gun in the West
Reporting for Duty, Sah!
I Ain't Wore This Suit
Let Me Tell You Something
Who Do You Think You Are?
What Are You Trying to Do?
I'm on the Trail of a Baboon
If a Body Could Harness All That Power
A Desperate, Determined Hunter
That Ice Cream Ain't No Present
A Church Dance
As Clear As the Nose On a Warthog's Face
Nudging One Another and Giggling
Like Flies Around a Spoonful of Honey
Why in the World Do You Reckon
Come Christmas Time
All I Need is My Pills
Did I Have a Pain?
That's a Nice Smile
Got to Keep Things Orderly
Make Sure it Ain't the Sheriff
Toting This Stuff Up
Just Call Her a Lady Druggist
A Real Nice-Smelling Country
You Can Get Me Some Toilet Water
Well, What Do You Know?
Where I Can Get Me Some More of That
You Get a Line and I'll Get a Pole, Honey
Well, if She Goes, What'll Happen to Her
Don't Go, Aunt Bee
What'd You Do That For
You Just Let Her Get the Hang of It
If She's Such a Great Fisherman Like You Been Telling Me,
You Just Listen to Me
Oh... Well, I Reckon a Little Boy
I Don't Think He Digs You
He Digs You
Like a Spavine Horse on an Auction Block
Let's Put It This Way
I'm More Than Shocked
That Cuts Me...Deep
He's Human Enough to Have Kids?
Let's Move It Along!
No Hick Sheriff Is Going to Bleed Me
Now You Have Really Done It
That Smart-Alecky Feller
If They Ever Had a Beauty Contest in This Town
The Cannonball Express
This is a Town
Who Ordered a Clean Glass?
You're Ready Now, Boy
When You're Old and Got a Long Gray Beard
The Folding Kind?
Is First, You Write a Note
You Know What Else They'd Say?
If You Went to New York
You're Better Than All of Them
Why in the World Don't You Do Something
Mayberry's Just Going to Turn Into a Regular Sin Town
See You the Next Time
Rather Be Arrested By You Folks
Don't That Look Good Enough to Eat?
When You Get Arrested
Good Day to Get Arrested
You're Also Under Arrest
Give Him a Chance to Finish
There He Is Again, Sheriff
A Hole In That Boat
I'd Rather Have Me Alive
Mayberry Patrol to Captain
I Reckon That's the Way It Is in the Manhunt Game
Us Lawmen Can't Take Chances
I Got to Do Something
Wait Till You Catch That Old Criminal
Meaner Than a Bear Backed Into a Beehive
Before You Go Traipsing Around
At Your Disposal
We're Still Using Pins
That's a Dandy Little Item There
Ooh... Wee! Lookit Yonder
You Got Civic Spirit, Ain't You?
What Are the State Police Going to Think
Won't You, Paw?
Uh, Mayberry Unit Number One
My Own Cousin Could Make Such a Fine Deputy
The Local Authorities, Meaning Us
You Took the Word Right Out of My Mouth
Well, What Is It?
Can't We Please Fish a Little Longer?
That Queen Don't Know About Ham
You're the Most Important Man in the Whole World
You Know Just About Everything, Don't You?
He Sure Went For the Ham
You're S'posed to Use Fish Bait
Looks Like a Piece of Ham From Our Lunch
That's Fish-Catching Bait
Now I Seen Ya Do It and Don't Tell Me You Didn't Do It
God Bless My Pa and My Bird Dicky
I Think I Got a Explanation, Pa
And to Think I Was Glad When You Learned to Talk
You Know, All Those Young'uns I Raised
Come Give Me a Little Sugar
My Goodness, You Know, You're the Spittin' Image
I Declare, You Look Beautiful
We Can Get Along Without Her
I Happen to Like 45-Minute Eggs
I'm making a whole breakfast
Well, Got to Be Getting Back to Work
I'm Gonna Scoot and I'm Gonna to See to It
You Looked Over All the Candidates for the Job
Even if It's Just Delivering Messages,
She Used to Squeeze Me So Hard
I Now Pronounce You Man and Wife
Just 'Cause I'm Little Nobody Cares About Me
They Ask You to Speak Up
Pig in a sty and taking away the mud
Can't send Wilbur off on a honeymoon by hisself
Aunt Bee is Coming
You'll Be Forever Holding The Seat Of Your Britches
Speak now or forever hold my peace
I'll leave all the milk
I Want You to Be a Good Boy
You Don't Catch Me Marryin' Somebody Else
I thought you loved me
Rose Was the Best Housekeeper
Things was goin real well
You Ain't Supposed to Speak
I Know Why They Shouldn't Be Married
Anybody Here Know Why These Two Should Not Be Wed
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The Andy Griffith Show - Season 1