Hark - Movie Quotes and Sound Clips
  • Movies
  • TV Shows
  • Politics
  • Sports
  • Upload
  • Sign Up / In

About this Collection

Walter Wingfield

You're gaining a son.

You're gaining a son.

00:07

How dare you ruin my wedding.

How dare you ruin my wedding.

00:02

I gotta go get my camera.

I gotta go get my camera.

00:10

Shoo.

Shoo.

00:01

You say you wanna lick my ass?

You say you wanna lick my ass?

00:07

I'm gonna get both of you.

I'm gonna get both of you.

00:04

Watch it, jerkoff.

Watch it, jerkoff.

00:01

Oh, oh, we gotta go.

Oh, oh, we gotta go.

00:18

Get out of my house, you Goddamn hippie!

Get out of my house, you Goddamn hippie!

00:02

Well, if he's your son, who the hell is this sack of shit?

Well, if he's your son, who the hell is this sack of shit?

00:04

Do you know what the bible says about fucking your own sister?

Do you know what the bible says about fucking your own sister?

00:06

What do you want to give him a medal?

What do you want to give him a medal?

00:04

After what you put her through, it's a wonder she didn't quit the sausage and become a vaginatarian.

After what you put her through, it's a wonder she didn't quit the sausage and become a vaginatarian.

00:07

Gilly's been through a lot.

Gilly's been through a lot.

00:08

Easy on the corns, Dr. Dolittle.

Easy on the corns, Dr. Dolittle.

00:03

Turn it to channel seven, dipshit.

Turn it to channel seven, dipshit.

00:08

You have a robot?

You have a robot?

00:05

Give me a Goddamn beer.

Give me a Goddamn beer.

00:02

I want a beer Goddamn it.

I want a beer Goddamn it.

00:10

I want a beer Goddamn it.

I want a beer Goddamn it.

00:03

Most Recent Stories from the Blog

Hark Hearts: Lost in America

Hark Hearts: Lost in America

Wednesday, May 22nd 2013

A criminally under-worshipped film from the 1980s, Lost in America exists both as a comedic cautionary tale for all those who seek to embrace their inner Thoreau and the notion that well-fed boredom can be toppled by a mindless divorce from the swaddle cloth of society. Co-written, directed and starring Albert Brooks, Lost in America [...]

Read More »

Mad Men: Everybody Must Get Stoned

Mad Men: Everybody Must Get Stoned

Monday, May 20th 2013

Over the last few weeks, we’ve seen some large sea changes on Mad Men, so many changes that we seemed due for a break. Last night’s episode, “The Crash” was a break in more ways than one and an unanticipated jaunt through the back alleys of show creator Matthew Weiner’s mind. The Stalker We’ve never [...]

Read More »

Weekly Wind-Up: Lotto Fever, Robo-Cop, and The Office

Weekly Wind-Up: Lotto Fever, Robo-Cop, and The Office

Friday, May 17th 2013

Every week, we’ll take a look at the biggest stories in entertainment news, sports, politics, news news, and pop culture, and we’re going to present them to you here on THE WEEKLY WIND-UP PODCAST in about 15 minutes. Good deal right? Yes, your choice for sound clips is filling you in on all the news [...]

Read More »

Hark Hearts: Star Trek

Hark Hearts: Star Trek

Wednesday, May 15th 2013

As I said back when we looked at Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, JJ Abrams’ Star Trek is not my Star Trek, but like Khan, it is a franchise saving spectacle from the mind of an interloper. It’s another film that twists the nethers of purists while serving as a gateway drug to the uninitiated. Sure, [...]

Read More »

Mad Men Review: KING DON

Mad Men Review: KING DON

Monday, May 13th 2013

We knew that changes would come when Don and Ted merged SCDP and CGC, but while this week’s episode did show off some of those anticipated growing pains and redundancies, we also got a chance to pivot back to Don’s consuming love affair with his neighbor Sylvia. The Treehouse. Like a shoebox filled with valuable [...]

Read More »

Weekly Weekly Wind Up: Flying Cars, Invisible Women, Tebow, and MORE Marvel News

Weekly Weekly Wind Up: Flying Cars, Invisible Women, Tebow, and MORE Marvel News

Friday, May 10th 2013

Every week, we’ll take a look at the biggest stories in entertainment news, sports, politics, news news, and pop culture, and we’re going to present them to you here on THE WEEKLY WIND-UP PODCAST in about 15 minutes. Good deal right? Yes, your choice for sound clips is filling you in on all the news [...]

Read More »

Tweets by @harkdotcom
Hark - Movie Quotes and Sound Clips

On Hark

  • Movie
  • TV
  • Politics
  • Blog
  • Videos
  • Upload
  • Careers
  • Developers
  • Press
  • Help & FAQ

Elsewhere

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Google+
  • Tumblr
  • Pinterest
  • GitHub

©2008-2013 Entertonement, Inc. d/b/a Hark, All Rights Reserved.

Copyright Policy Privacy Policy Terms of Service