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You Can't Miss The Bear

"You Can't Miss The Bear" is the 1st episode of the Showtime series Weeds. The episode was written by Jenji Kohan and was directed by Brian Dannelly. It originally aired on August 7, 2005. Nancy Botwin is a housewife in the picture-perfect suburb of Agrestic, California, whose husband Judah dies of a heart attack one morning while running with their young son Shane. She has started dealing marijuana to keep financially solvent. Nancy's...

Writin' Checks Yo Ass Can't Cash

Writin' Checks Yo Ass Can't Cash

00:03

Heylia got called out by Nancy for not giving her the full ounce but when the...

You Gonna Play by the Rules?

You Gonna Play by the Rules?

00:10

Nancy is selling drugs to Josh while driving around in the car.

I Should Have Had an Abortion

I Should Have Had an Abortion

00:03

Celia is watching the teddy bear cam and sees her husband fuck the tennis ins...

I Think Pink's Really Your Color, Ya Fuckwad!

I Think Pink's Really Your Color, Ya Fuckwad!

00:03

Shane jumps out of a tree and starts hosing down the bully who called him names.

I Know Everything. I Read Her Diary

I Know Everything. I Read Her Diary

00:06

Celia is talking to Nancy about the kids relationship.

No Wonder My Dad's Screwing Helen Chin

No Wonder My Dad's Screwing Helen Chin

00:12

Quinn is a smart girl. That was a nice little trick to find out for sure that...

She's Such an Uptight Prude

She's Such an Uptight Prude

00:03

Quinn is sitting on the roof with Nancy and they are talking about Celia.

Can We Have Sex In Your House?

Can We Have Sex In Your House?

00:03

Quinn jumps in the car with Nancy and they drive away from the soccer game.

Keep Kids Off Drugs, Cries The Pot-Dealing Mom

Keep Kids Off Drugs, Cries The Pot-Dealing Mom

00:03

Josh and Nancy are fighting over Josh selling pot to little kids.

You Promised Me No Kids

You Promised Me No Kids

00:09

Nancy is pissed at Josh for selling weed to a ten year old.

The Kid Told Me He Was 37

The Kid Told Me He Was 37

00:02

Josh is playing games with Nancy and she is pissed off about it because he wa...

Air Out the Van and Keep Your Smoke Private

Air Out the Van and Keep Your Smoke Private

00:05

Nancy is giving Doug instruction on not getting himself and her caught.

She Stuck the Handle of a Racket Up Dean's Ass

She Stuck the Handle of a Racket Up Dean's Ass

00:10

Doug is telling Nancy about how Celia's husband Dean, has been screwing the t...

She Can't Shoot Tennis Balls Out Of Her Twat

She Can't Shoot Tennis Balls Out Of Her Twat

00:06

Nancy and Doug are talking about how Celia's husband is screwing his tennis i...

She's Such a Bitch. Great Tits

She's Such a Bitch. Great Tits

00:06

Doug does not like Celia and he has no problem talking about it with Nancy.

Unless You Wanna Go Back to Buying Ditch Weed

Unless You Wanna Go Back to Buying Ditch Weed

00:08

Nancy is pissed at Doug for smoking weed in his car with so many people around.

Am I Wierdo, Lipstick, Fruit Punch Or Vampire?

Am I Wierdo, Lipstick, Fruit Punch Or Vampire?

00:09

Shane is talking to a bully on his soccer team.

They Found a 10-Year Old With Marijuana

They Found a 10-Year Old With Marijuana

00:05

Celia is talking to Nancy and now Nancy knows that Josh violated the rules sh...

I'm Going To Chase That Little Fucker Out Of Here

I'm Going To Chase That Little Fucker Out Of Here

00:05

Celia is going to run after Josh so that he stops selling drugs on the playgr...

The Little Scumbag Sells Drugs Right On The Playground

The Little Scumbag Sells Drugs Right On The Playground

00:05

Nancy and Celia are at a soccer game and she looks over to see Josh selling h...

I Had No Idea You Read Books

I Had No Idea You Read Books

00:03

Nancy is talking to Celia at a soccer game and Nancy couldn't care less about...

I Don't Feel Well. I Think I Have Rickets

I Don't Feel Well. I Think I Have Rickets

00:03

Shane wants to leave his soccer game early because he claims illness.

Ew! Shane Just Licked His Own Blood!

Ew! Shane Just Licked His Own Blood!

00:04

The other kids on the soccer team yell at Shane after he fell and hurt his knee.

I Wanna See More Running Out There

I Wanna See More Running Out There

00:07

Celia gives her daughter a hard time about her weight during a soccer game.