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Bruce Willis

Walter Bruce Willis (born March 19, 1955), better known as Bruce Willis, is an American actor and producer. His career began in television in the 1980s and has continued both in television and film since, including comedic, dramatic, and action roles. He is well known for the role of John McClane in the Die Hard series, which were mostly critical and uniformly financial successes. He has also appeared in over sixty films, including box office...

I Still Love Our Daughter

I Still Love Our Daughter

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Peter narrates for Sherman, his book's main character, and tells his story.

How Did I Get to Be So Important?

How Did I Get to Be So Important?

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Sherman and Peter are on the train as Sherman tries to figure out how he beca...

Chop you up into little fucking dog treats

Chop you up into little fucking dog treats

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Church lets Barney know in no uncertain terms what will happen if he attempts...

Five Billion People Died in 1996 and 1997

Five Billion People Died in 1996 and 1997

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At their request, James Cole tells the doctors what happens to the human popu...

You and Your Little Gang of Psychotic Mutts Will Never be Seen Again

You and Your Little Gang of Psychotic Mutts Will Never be Seen Again

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Church declares that keeping Maggie safe on the mission should be of utmost i...

How Can I Save You? This Already Happened

How Can I Save You? This Already Happened

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Trying to convince the doctors that he is from the future, James tells them h...

You Bastard!

You Bastard!

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James runs back to the car, Kathryn is furious that he locked her in the trun...

I Went Underground When I Was Eight Years Old

I Went Underground When I Was Eight Years Old

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James kidnaps Kathryn after her lecture, she recognizes his voice and identif...

This Is the Present

This Is the Present

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After hearing the raspy voice again, in the airport bathroom, James kicks ope...

Come On. Fuck It. What Are They Gonna Do?

Come On. Fuck It. What Are They Gonna Do?

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Sherman refuses a drink from Peter's flask as they ride the train.

This Should Have Been a Walk in the Park

This Should Have Been a Walk in the Park

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Not knowing the sacrifice made by Barney's team trying to retrieve the case, ...

I Can Straighten This Out if I Make a Telephone Call

I Can Straighten This Out if I Make a Telephone Call

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James requests that he is granted permission to make a phone call that the pe...

What Have You Done? Did You Kill Somebody?

What Have You Done? Did You Kill Somebody?

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After letting her out of the trunk of the car, Kathryn questions what James h...

My Shoe is Bigger Than This Car

My Shoe is Bigger Than This Car

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Trench rips the door off a mini hybrid with one hand and settles into the pas...

It's in Philadelphia. That's Where They Are, the Ones Who Did It

It's in Philadelphia. That's Where They Are, the Ones Who Did It

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James tells Kathryn that the Army of the 12 Monkeys is located in Philadelphi...

Christ, How Could He Have Been So Stupid?

Christ, How Could He Have Been So Stupid?

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Peter comments on the dumb actions of Sherman as he tells his story.

What Are You Doin' in the Dog Bowl?

What Are You Doin' in the Dog Bowl?

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After getting permission to make his phone call, James calls the number and r...

Wouldn't It Be Great if I Was Crazy? The World Would Be Okay

Wouldn't It Be Great if I Was Crazy? The World Would Be Okay

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James hopes that all the information he has learned means he really is crazy,...

Ah, I Love the Music of the Twentieth Century

Ah, I Love the Music of the Twentieth Century

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James listens to the radio and sticks his head out the window as he enjoys cl...

How Did You Find Me? The Phone Call Man

How Did You Find Me? The Phone Call Man

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James shockingly notices Jose at the airport, and then finds out how he knew ...

Ya Gotta Watch Out

Ya Gotta Watch Out

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Beavis and Butt-Head still think that Muddy is talking about sex when he is r...

I Am the Man of the Moment, the Hero of the Evening

I Am the Man of the Moment, the Hero of the Evening

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Peter Fallow narrates as he is walking and changing clothes because he is the...

A Good Man Died Trying to Get That Case

A Good Man Died Trying to Get That Case

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Church apologizes about some statements made prior to finding out that Billy ...

And So While Sherman Faced Catastrophe in His Career

And So While Sherman Faced Catastrophe in His Career

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Peter narrates as Sherman copes with his life falling apart.