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Two-Way Stretch

Two-Way Stretch, sometimes titled Nothing Barred, is a 1960 British comedy film, about a group of prisoners who plan to break out of jail, commit a robbery, and then break back into jail again, thus giving them the perfect alibi – that they were behind bars when the robbery occurred. However, their plans are disrupted by the arrival of a strict new Chief Prison Officer. The film was directed by Robert Day from a screenplay by Vivian Cox, John...

Leave me to deal with him

Leave me to deal with him

00:09

The Governor is going to give Chief Crout a tongue lashing.

I'm So Glad You Stopped

I'm So Glad You Stopped

00:05

Ethel plays with words.

Oh! Grow Bigger Marrows, Eh?

Oh! Grow Bigger Marrows, Eh?

00:09

The Governor gets excited about a book that Soapy has brought.

Where Am I? What Happened?

Where Am I? What Happened?

00:01

Lennie wakes from his delirium.

You Ought to Be Careful Who You're Talking to

You Ought to Be Careful Who You're Talking to

00:05

Dodger can finally talk back to Chief Crout.

I Have an Idea Crout Had Me Rumbled

I Have an Idea Crout Had Me Rumbled

00:03

Soapy knows that Chief Crout has recognized him.

The Sooner We Get Him in the Fresh Air, the Better

The Sooner We Get Him in the Fresh Air, the Better

00:06

The governor and vicar Soapy discuss how to treat Lennie's delirium.

I Thought I Recognized You!

I Thought I Recognized You!

00:04

Chief Crout grabs a priest he mistakes for Soapy.

You Lot, You'll Be Back, Don't You Worry

You Lot, You'll Be Back, Don't You Worry

00:05

Chief Crout tells the boys to watch out and stay out of trouble.

Address it straight back from whence it came

Address it straight back from whence it came

00:07

The Governor tells Chief Crout to go back to his old prison.

And Now the Ancient and Sacred Ceremony

And Now the Ancient and Sacred Ceremony

00:13

Dodger, Jelly, and Lennie watch the weighing ceremony and the jewels that the...

He'd Never Squeal

He'd Never Squeal

00:11

The guys start to doubt Soapy's ability to keep quiet.

It's the Law

It's the Law

00:04

Lennie alerts the guys that the train inspectors are coming.

You've Got The Perfect Alibi

You've Got The Perfect Alibi

00:14

The train inspectors talk about having the perfect alibi.

Don't Be Silly. There Are Roadblocks All Over the Place

Don't Be Silly. There Are Roadblocks All Over the Place

00:06

Soapy wants the guys to take the prison bus.

Freedom's a Heady Wine, You Know

Freedom's a Heady Wine, You Know

00:03

Soapy tries to calm down Lennie.

We're Free, We're Coming Home For Christmas

We're Free, We're Coming Home For Christmas

00:18

Lennie distracts the governor while Jelly gets the jewels from the safe.

What Are You Doing, Having a Lie In?

What Are You Doing, Having a Lie In?

00:06

Cheif Crout rouses Dodger for their last morning in jail.

I Do Hope It's Not My Big End

I Do Hope It's Not My Big End

00:03

Ethel hopes the problem isn't her big end.

You Can Come and Empty My Dustbin Anytime

You Can Come and Empty My Dustbin Anytime

00:05

Mrs. Price tells the delivery man that he can empty her dust bin at any time.

I Don't Seem to Be Sparking Properly

I Don't Seem to Be Sparking Properly

00:18

Ethel and the delivery man engage in sexual innuendo.

Do-It-Yourself Honeymoon Kit!

Do-It-Yourself Honeymoon Kit!

00:05

Ethel complains that Dodger wont touch her.

I Better Have a Look at Your Distributor Then

I Better Have a Look at Your Distributor Then

00:03

The delivery man wants to look at Ethel's distributor.

Always Griping, You Are

Always Griping, You Are

00:02

Dodger complains that Ethel is always complaining.