Sam Donaldson Proping the Hood

Sam Donaldson makes an announcement that Ali G writes for him

Mad Props to the Hood Yo

She Wish She Was a Rape by Someone Else

Borat tells the guys that his mom never loved him and wishes that she was rap...

other man anooos

Borat talks about men who are married but still do homosexual acts

Listen up, me name be Buchanan, me knows nuff tings bout politics

Patrick Buchanan reads something Ali G wrote for him

How come him is wearing that?

Ali G thinks a white feathered chicken with hairy feet is a normal chicken we...

What about a Hippototamus?

Ali G asks the Farm guy if he has a hippo on the farm

Look at that fuckin thing, what's that?

Ali G sees a white feathered chicken with hair on it's feet and doesn't know ...

So is you saying that the man cows just whip it out and gizz over their babalons or what?

Ali G finds out that animals don't use condoms

How often is animals actually sick and how often is they fakin it just so them can get the day off work?

Ali G asks a vet how they know if the animal is really sick or if they are fa...

Weren't there like millions of Vietnam vets?

Ali G confuses Veterans and Veterinarians

People who fight in wars is called Veterinarians

Ali G confuses Veterans and Veterinarians

All my mates in my hood of Stains say that she give the best blowies in the area

Ali G says that his friends say that his sister gives the best blowjobs in th...

I mean I is alright, my sister is you know, she's a dog

Ali G talks about how he's not incestuous cause his sister is ugly as he goes...

But what if you has got Halle Berry as your sister?

Ali G asks if you are allowed to fancy Halle Berry if she was your sister

Where if you got locked in the cupboard you had to bone her. Is that okay or did I do insect?

Ali G talks about a time where he had sex with his cousin but didn't know she...

So should parents invite the kids into the room while they is bonin

Ali G asks if parents should invite their kids into the room while they are h...

How does you learn about sex from animals?

The lady in the group says you can learn about sex by watching animals

But like me dad when me asked him about sex

Ali G says that his father told him to hide so that he could watch him having...

So at what age does you think parents should give their kids their first splif?

Ali G asks the group at what age do they think parents should give their kids...

I would like to do a romance inside of you

Borat tries to say something nice to the group but ends up telling them that ...

A man who go to power must have a big, how you say uh, how you say uh, krom

Borat says that in Kazakhstan that a man who goes into a position of power mu...

Is possible to make a shit a your house immediately, a very urgent, I have a problem please?

Borat asks to take a shit in the man's house that they are campaigning at

Swear on the eyes of your child that you will vote for him

Borat threatens the lady to vote for the Congressman that he is walking aroun...