The Colbert Report Sound Clips


The Colbert Report
"That is why I'm so furious that an ego maniac like Kanye is beating me. The man has no sham...
Ego maniac
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"Listen to this recent quote. I will go down as the voice of this generation of this decade....
Voice of this generation
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"Nation, buy my album on iTunes this Wednesday at exactly 5 pm eastern. This will propel it ...
Buy my album
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"I have not been ranked so low since I entered that tween beauty pageant."
Tween beauty pageant
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"Nation, I've always said that rainbows are just God's way of frowning at gay people."
Frowning at Gay people
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"There's a storm gathering. A giant gay storm with rough winds blowing in from the east and ...
Colbert’s Anti-Gay Marriage Ad
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"A tip to my hat to the mid America Prop life association for holding the Obama's accountabl...
Against organic food
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"What we're looking at now is a virus that contains something from big, something from bird ...
Paella recipe
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"A word of warning. Some of the images you are about to see… are awesome."
Some of the Images You Are About to See are Awesome
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Mike Castle: "Well the marriage of a chicken and a human being would imply beastiality."...
Consummate my relationship with a chicken
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