LeBeau is upset that Schultz wants him to cook a steak well done.
Schultz alway keeps a napkin with him, in case he runs into a free meal.
Carter tells Schultz that LeBeau is going to cook him some cockroaches.
LeBeau wants to know what Schultz wants for dinner.
Schultz wishes everyone to wait for him to translate.
Schultz doesn't think that the men will like working in the mess hall.
Schultz wonders what the secret is, the rocket is in the middle of the camp.
Gen. Burkhalter is about to give Klink an assignment.
Schultz tells the men to get to work.
Klink asks Schultz to get him some aspirin.
Schultz is worried that the general is going to shoot him, but no one has any...
Schultz loves the music of the woman that Carter was supposed to meet.
Schultz wants LeBeau to make him a mustard plaster to ease his stuffy nose.
Newkirk thinks that the snow is good for Schultz. It lets him get acclimatiz...
Schultz tells the men that he can't see the doctor because the doctor is worr...
Major Pruhst thinks that Klink's security is a bit lax around the base.
Klink is upset that Hogan has suggested he go out with Gertrude.
Schultz congratulates Klink on a beautiful performance.
Schultz would love to search the bakery but he has to guard Hogan:
Schultz is going to stand guard outside the door.
Schultz tells Hogan that he can leave the barracks.
Newkirk tells Schultz that he no longer wants to play games.
Schultz wants Hogan to guess who their special visitor is.
Schultz encourages Klink to eat some dinner.