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Now, Schultz, How Do You Want Your Steak?

Now, Schultz, How Do You Want Your Steak?

LeBeau is upset that Schultz wants him to cook a steak well done.

I Have This Always With Me

I Have This Always With Me

Schultz alway keeps a napkin with him, in case he runs into a free meal.

You Are Going to Cook a Dinner Just for Me, Cockroach?

You Are Going to Cook a Dinner Just for Me, Cockroach?

Carter tells Schultz that LeBeau is going to cook him some cockroaches.

Advance Immediately

Advance Immediately

LeBeau wants to know what Schultz wants for dinner.

Please!

Please!

Schultz wishes everyone to wait for him to translate.

You Can Release Men for Guard Duty

You Can Release Men for Guard Duty

Schultz doesn't think that the men will like working in the mess hall.

Three Moving Rocket Launchers

Three Moving Rocket Launchers

Schultz wonders what the secret is, the rocket is in the middle of the camp.

Klink, I Have an Important Assignment for You and Your Men

Klink, I Have an Important Assignment for You and Your Men

Gen. Burkhalter is about to give Klink an assignment.

 Let's Go, Let's Go!

Let's Go, Let's Go!

Schultz tells the men to get to work.

Schultz, Get Some Aspirin From the Dispensary Immediately

Schultz, Get Some Aspirin From the Dispensary Immediately

Klink asks Schultz to get him some aspirin.

Oh, Please, Boys, Get Into the Truck

Oh, Please, Boys, Get Into the Truck

Schultz is worried that the general is going to shoot him, but no one has any...

Sounds Like a Swinging Band, Schultz

Sounds Like a Swinging Band, Schultz

Schultz loves the music of the woman that Carter was supposed to meet.

Oh, Cockroach

Oh, Cockroach

Schultz wants LeBeau to make him a mustard plaster to ease his stuffy nose.

That's a Blessing in Disguise, Schultz

That's a Blessing in Disguise, Schultz

Newkirk thinks that the snow is good for Schultz. It lets him get acclimatiz...

Why Don't You Go on Sick Call?

Why Don't You Go on Sick Call?

Schultz tells the men that he can't see the doctor because the doctor is worr...

Major Pruhst, How Very Nice to See You

Major Pruhst, How Very Nice to See You

Major Pruhst thinks that Klink's security is a bit lax around the base.

Next Time, Find Somebody More Mature

Next Time, Find Somebody More Mature

Klink is upset that Hogan has suggested he go out with Gertrude.

Beautiful, Herr Kommandant, Beau-Ti-Ful

Beautiful, Herr Kommandant, Beau-Ti-Ful

Schultz congratulates Klink on a beautiful performance.

You're Not Going, Schultzy?

You're Not Going, Schultzy?

Schultz would love to search the bakery but he has to guard Hogan:

I Shall Remain Outside on Guard, Lovely Lady

I Shall Remain Outside on Guard, Lovely Lady

Schultz is going to stand guard outside the door.

For This, You Are Unrestricted

For This, You Are Unrestricted

Schultz tells Hogan that he can leave the barracks.

I give you a hint

I give you a hint

Newkirk tells Schultz that he no longer wants to play games.

Colonel Hogan, You'll Never Guess

Colonel Hogan, You'll Never Guess

Schultz wants Hogan to guess who their special visitor is.

Mmm, It Does Smell Good

Mmm, It Does Smell Good

Schultz encourages Klink to eat some dinner.