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What is this 60 Minutes

What is this 60 Minutes

00:19

Art tells Danko about the Russian he shot.

i dont want to touch

i dont want to touch

00:05

Art tries to explain the Miranda Act to Danko.

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00:01

freeze mother..bark

A $20 East German Watch

A $20 East German Watch

00:13

Danko and Art exchange watches.

Training Those Cute Little Bears For The Circus

Training Those Cute Little Bears For The Circus

00:08

Art tells Danko to stick to the things he is good at.

I Still Like Soviet Model Better

I Still Like Soviet Model Better

00:10

Art tells Danko he has an attitude problem.

Hey, Gumby, Honk if You Need Me

Hey, Gumby, Honk if You Need Me

00:05

Art tells Danko what to do if he needs his help.

This Whole Thing's Very Russia

This Whole Thing's Very Russia

00:04

Art lets Danko go after Viktor.

This Is No Game

This Is No Game

00:03

Danko tells Art this is not a game.

You're Not Supposed to Play With Buses

You're Not Supposed to Play With Buses

00:05

Art tells Danko about the game chicken.

Where Are All the Cops?

Where Are All the Cops?

00:10

Art can't believe there are no cops around.

That Was a Fucking Chicago Landmark

That Was a Fucking Chicago Landmark

00:04

Art gets pissed at Danko when he hits a landmark while driving.

Back Off, Captain

Back Off, Captain

00:07

Art tells Danko to back off.

You Dig?

You Dig?

00:20

Art and Danko draw out their plan of attack.

Stupid, Goddamn, Fucking Russians!

Stupid, Goddamn, Fucking Russians!

00:10

Art looses his temper over Viktor.

See You At the Office

See You At the Office

00:18

Stobbs tells Danko and Art their job is done and Art tells Stobbs to eat shit.

Just Had My Ass Jammed With A Horse Needle

Just Had My Ass Jammed With A Horse Needle

00:04

Art tells a waitress how he's doing.

Who Is Dirty Harry?

Who Is Dirty Harry?

00:12

Danko asks Art who Dirty Harry is.

World's Most Powerful Handgun

World's Most Powerful Handgun

00:14

Art gives Danko a new gun.

What Is That, Cement?

What Is That, Cement?

00:14

Art complains about getting a tetanus shot.

You Got a Shit House in Russia?

You Got a Shit House in Russia?

00:09

Art tells Danko that shit has hit the fan.

Nice Work Gumby

Nice Work Gumby

00:15

Art calls Danko a Gumby for loosing Cat.

Ah, What the Hell! It's a Guy

Ah, What the Hell! It's a Guy

00:03

Art discovers the dead nurse is a guy.

You Are A Shithead

You Are A Shithead

00:08

Art calls Danko a shithead.