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Why

Why

00:01

Why Are Blind People Always Wearing Sunglasses?

Why Are Blind People Always Wearing Sunglasses?

00:07

Jerry Seinfeld is talking to Steve backstage at a comedy club.

Why Do They Call It Coach?

Why Do They Call It Coach?

00:08

Jerry Seinfeld is talking to a friend backstage telling stories and jokes.

Jerry, you ignorant slut

Jerry, you ignorant slut

00:22

Jerry Seinfeld and his doppleganger do Weekend Update.

I don’t even like the restaurant

I don’t even like the restaurant

00:14

Jerry Seinfeld jokes about not liking great restaurants.

iPhone

iPhone

00:15

Jerry Seinfeld criticizes the iPhone.

Why are your friends so annoying

Why are your friends so annoying

00:09

Jerry Seinfeld jokes about how people's friends are so annoying.

You should get this phone

You should get this phone

00:07

Jerry Seinfeld jokes about people always wanting to push their phones to thei...

Thank you

Thank you

00:01

Jerry Seinfeld finishes his skit.

Two slots in a toaster

Two slots in a toaster

00:15

Jerry Seinfeld jokes about toasters having two slots and 2 Pop tarts in a pac...

Bottom of her bowl of yogurt

Bottom of her bowl of yogurt

00:05

Jerry Seinfeld jokes about his wife's Blackberry.

How many were in the packet

How many were in the packet

00:09

Jerry Seinfeld talks about the number of pop-Tarts you get in a packet.

I tried to smother it

I tried to smother it

00:11

Jerry Seinfeld talks about trying to kill his wife's Blackberry.

They're in packets

They're in packets

00:17

Jerry Seinfeld jokes about the packets Pop-Tarts are in.

Hold everything

Hold everything

00:18

Jerry Seinfeld talks about the first time he saw a Pop-Tart.

Rudeness

Rudeness

00:11

Jerry Seinfeld comments on people who use Blackberries.

The Pop-Tart

The Pop-Tart

00:17

Jerry Seinfeld talks about the Pop-Tart.

Wooden doll eyes

Wooden doll eyes

00:16

Jerry Seinfeld jokes about people who use Blackberries.

Your ass hurts

Your ass hurts

00:07

Jerry Seinfeld talks about how your ass hurts when you go to a restaurant.

Don't explain it how it's made

Don't explain it how it's made

00:16

Jerry Seinfeld talks about how he doesn't want to know how the specials are m...

Blackberry commands them to do

Blackberry commands them to do

00:18

Jerry Seinfeld talks about people with Blackberry's.

I don't want to hear the specials

I don't want to hear the specials

00:08

Jerry Seinfeld jokes about the specials at restaurants

Blackberry people

Blackberry people

00:06

Jerry Seinfeld starts talking about people who use Blackberries.