Tim Allen Quotes and Sound Clips


Tim Allen
I saw the birth, and I had no real reason to be there. The birthing, why are men in there? I have...
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Oh, no. My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Lava soap, gunk, gasket sealer, dap, caulking compounds that shine shoes, a bologna sandwich.
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Buzz: Wait a minute. Wait, hold on. This is no time to be hysterical. Hamm: It's the perfect time...
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Careful. These toys might be jealous of new arrivals.
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Well, kids, I certainly hope you've been good this year. 'cause it looks like Santa just took out...
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"From Comet, to Santa." Did you make the card? It's a nice rope. Just in case I fall of...
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Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Sarah: Santa? Scott: Scott Calvin. Sarah: How come your clothes are so baggy? Scott: Becaus...
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Scott: Annie, nice. Johnny, naughty. Gary, nice. Veronica, very nice. Veronica: In your dreams,...
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Tim Allen (born Timothy Allen Dick; June 13, 1953) is an American comedian, actor, voice-over artist, and entertainer, known for his role in the sitcom Home Improvement. He is also known for his roles in films including The Santa Clause, Toy Story, and Galaxy Quest. Born in Denver, Colorado, Allen is the son of Martha Katherine, a community-service worker, and Gerald M. Dick, a real estate agent. He is the third oldest of five brothers. His father died in a car accident, colliding with a drunk driver, when Allen was 11. Two years later, his mother married her high school sweetheart, a successful business executive, and moved with her six children to Birmingham, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit, to be with her new husband and his three children. Allen attended Ernest W. Seaholm High School in Birmingham, where he was in theater and music classes (resulting in his love of classical piano), and attended Western Michigan University in Kalamazoo. He later received an honorary degree, which...