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All My Life

All My Life

00:06

Dorothy explains she has been betting on horses forever.

You've Got a Poison Pen, Is What You've Got

You've Got a Poison Pen, Is What You've Got

00:04

Dorothy curses ALF,s soap opera script.

Yes, But He's Fair

Yes, But He's Fair

00:07

Kate asks what the bookie, that ALF owes money, is like.

Knowing Full Well How Obsessive/Compulsive I Am

Knowing Full Well How Obsessive/Compulsive I Am

00:13

ALF puts some of his blame for his debt on Dorothy.

And Now the Mob Is After Him!

And Now the Mob Is After Him!

00:06

Dorothy is slightly pleased that ALF is in gambling debt up to his neck.

Mom, This Is a Garage Sale, Not a Luau

Mom, This Is a Garage Sale, Not a Luau

00:13

Dorothy thinks about serving food at the garage sale.

It's Not The "Mayflower," It's the "Nina"

It's Not The "Mayflower," It's the "Nina"

00:10

Willies takes his hockey stick and ship in a bottle out of the garage sale.

Oh, Yeah, That's the Way It Always Looks

Oh, Yeah, That's the Way It Always Looks

00:15

Dorothy mistakes the Ochmonek's messy yard for a garage sale.

And It Was a Dynamite Comeback

And It Was a Dynamite Comeback

00:09

Dorothy won't place any bets for ALF and she also defends her comeback aimed ...

Rebate Coupons

Rebate Coupons

00:05

ALF explain where he got 50 bucks to bet on the horses races from.

No, Thanks. I Just Brushed

No, Thanks. I Just Brushed

00:12

ALF confuses the name of Dorothy's bookie for her offering breath mints.

By the Way, You're Out Of Tic-Tacs

By the Way, You're Out Of Tic-Tacs

00:12

ALF tells Dorothy he has been going through her purse but that it isn't where...

Put Me In For 50 Bucks

Put Me In For 50 Bucks

00:12

ALF decides to invest in some horse racing.

I'm Planning To Leave All My Money To The Alien Task Force

I'm Planning To Leave All My Money To The Alien Task Force

00:06

Dorothy tells ALF what she intends to do with their supposed inheritance.

But It's Out Inheritance

But It's Out Inheritance

00:09

ALF shows concern for Dorothy's betting money because one day it could be his...

How Much Did You Win, Grandma?

How Much Did You Win, Grandma?

00:07

Dorothy tells the family about her earning in her latest horse bet.

Did You Know My Mother Bets On Horses?

Did You Know My Mother Bets On Horses?

00:06

Even Willie knows that Dorothy is a horse betting junkie.

You Bet With A Fish?

You Bet With A Fish?

00:09

Dorothy tells the family her bookie is a good guy.

I Bet With A Bookie

I Bet With A Bookie

00:13

Kate asks her mother why she never took her to a horse race track.

About 2 Hours

About 2 Hours

00:08

ALF gets smart with Dorothy.

Come On, Smooth as Butter!

Come On, Smooth as Butter!

00:04

Dorothy cheers for the horse she placed money on.

A Horse Race

A Horse Race

00:07

Dorothy tells the kids she has to watch a horse she put a bet on.

You're Ruining The Joke

You're Ruining The Joke

00:11

ALF wants a knock-knock joke when Dorothy enters the house.