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Frankly, General, I Thought It Was

Frankly, General, I Thought It Was

Hogan thinks that a bombing will improve Gen. Burkhalters neighborhood.

Well, Look at It This Way

Well, Look at It This Way

Hogan like the way that Lily looks.

I'd risk malnutrition for you.

I'd risk malnutrition for you.

Hogan doesn't mind going hungry as long as Lily is around.

Colonel Hogan, I Have Faced Danger Before

Colonel Hogan, I Have Faced Danger Before

Hogan is excited to be alone with someone as beautiful as Lily.

Blimey, That's Like Trying to Find a Needle in a Haystack

Blimey, That's Like Trying to Find a Needle in a Haystack

Newkirk is worried that they'll have a hard time finding the rockets.

Carter, You Didn't Get the Windshield

Carter, You Didn't Get the Windshield

Hogan tells the Major to look them up next time he needs auto shop.

If You Are Smart, Colonel, You Will Change the Tire

If You Are Smart, Colonel, You Will Change the Tire

Hogan tells Maj. Heintzen to change his own tire.

You didn't say "please"

You didn't say "please"

Maj. Heintzen wonders why Hogan's men are not changing his tire.

My Men Volunteered for This Detail

My Men Volunteered for This Detail

The men complain about having to fill in Pot holes.

We Might Be Able to Use Hot Lips Here

We Might Be Able to Use Hot Lips Here

Hogan thinks that Carters trumpeting might be useful.

I Didn't Hear You, Schultz

I Didn't Hear You, Schultz

Hogan chastises Klink for not wishing Schultz Gesundheit after he sneezes.

Now That We've Lost Our Explosives

Now That We've Lost Our Explosives

Newkirk thinks that the men are up to the task of doing a lousy job.

Sounds Like a Swinging Band, Schultz

Sounds Like a Swinging Band, Schultz

Schultz loves the music of the woman that Carter was supposed to meet.

Don't Forget Our Deal

Don't Forget Our Deal

Gen. Strommberger threatens to shoot Hogan if he doesn't clear the road.

Why Don't You Order Your Men to Do It?

Why Don't You Order Your Men to Do It?

Hogan protests having o work in the snow.

Rudolph the red-nosed Kraut

Rudolph the red-nosed Kraut

The men laugh at how cold and miserable Schultz is.

Maybe I Can Make It Into Town Before the Raid

Maybe I Can Make It Into Town Before the Raid

Carter wants to go meet the girl even though he might get bombed in the proce...

You Know, With the Food Shortage

You Know, With the Food Shortage

Hogan thinks that Carter would have a better chance with a girl if he rubbed ...

I Have the Funniest Feeling

I Have the Funniest Feeling

Hogan tells the men that he will be home early from the party.

Is That the Fanciest Uniform You Could Get?

Is That the Fanciest Uniform You Could Get?

Hogan wonders if LeBeau can find a fancier uniform for him to wear.

Lebeau, I Need a German Officer's Uniform

Lebeau, I Need a German Officer's Uniform

Hogan tells Lebeau to make him up a German officer's uniform.

Since when do the guests clean up?

Since when do the guests clean up?

Newkirk is worried that they're going to actually clean up the compound.

I'd Say You're in a Spot, Sir

I'd Say You're in a Spot, Sir

Hogan doesn't like the spot that he finds himself in.

Hogan! You're doing it to me again

Hogan! You're doing it to me again

Klink is upset that Hogan keeps turning things around on him.