Napoleon Dynamite Quotes and Sound Clips


Napoleon Dynamite
Kip: It's a time machine, Napoleon. We bought it online. Napoleon: Yeah, right. Kip: It works...
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They're pretty good except for one little problem. That little guy right there, he has nipple num...
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Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in Idaho we have a little s...
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Lafawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm a hundred percent positive that she...
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Napoleon: Deb just called me. She pretty much hates me by now. Pedro: Why? Napoleon: Because ...
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I don't want to be president anyway.
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Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love ...
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Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. You think money grows on trees in this family? T...
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Trisha: I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me. It's hanging in my bedroom...
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Uncle Rico: Why don't you sell some to that girlfriend of yours? You might as well do somethin' ...
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Napoleon Dynamite Cast and Info

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Genre: Comedy, Coming of age, Cult, Indie, Romance film, Teen, Drama film, Absurdism, Coming-of-Age

Napoleon Dynamite is a 2004 comedy film co-written and directed by Jared Hess and Jerusha Hess and stars Jon Heder as Napoleon Dynamite. The film was Jared Hess' first full-length feature and is partially adapted from his earlier short film, Peluca. Napoleon Dynamite was produced by Fox Searchlight Pictures, and Paramount Pictures as MTV Films and was filmed in and near Franklin County, Idaho, in the summer of 2003. It debuted at the Sundance Film Festival in January 2004. In June 2004 it was given a limited release. Its wide release followed in August. The film's total worldwide gross revenue was $46,140,956. The film has since developed a cult following. Napoleon Dynamite (Jon Heder) is an eccentric high school student from Preston, Idaho who lives with his grandmother (Sandy Martin), his older brother Kip (Aaron Ruell) and their pet llama, Tina. Kip, 32, is not currently employed and boasts of spending hours in internet chat rooms with "babes" and training to be a cage fighter....