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Frankly, General, I Thought It Was

Frankly, General, I Thought It Was

Hogan thinks that a bombing will improve Gen. Burkhalters neighborhood.

Now, Schultz, How Do You Want Your Steak?

Now, Schultz, How Do You Want Your Steak?

LeBeau is upset that Schultz wants him to cook a steak well done.

I Have This Always With Me

I Have This Always With Me

Schultz alway keeps a napkin with him, in case he runs into a free meal.

You Are Going to Cook a Dinner Just for Me, Cockroach?

You Are Going to Cook a Dinner Just for Me, Cockroach?

Carter tells Schultz that LeBeau is going to cook him some cockroaches.

Klink, Stop Agreeing With Me

Klink, Stop Agreeing With Me

Gen. Burkhalter gets worried whenever Klink thinks one of his ideas is good.

Well, Look at It This Way

Well, Look at It This Way

Hogan like the way that Lily looks.

I'd risk malnutrition for you.

I'd risk malnutrition for you.

Hogan doesn't mind going hungry as long as Lily is around.

You Prefer Meringue Glace?

You Prefer Meringue Glace?

Klink wonders what Gen. Burkhalter wants for dessert.

Advance Immediately

Advance Immediately

LeBeau wants to know what Schultz wants for dinner.

No, but I Just Took Another Look

No, but I Just Took Another Look

Newkirk doesn't think its fair to all his girlfriends that he risks his life.

You Mean You're Afraid of a Little Thing Like Getting Shot?

You Mean You're Afraid of a Little Thing Like Getting Shot?

LeBeau wonders if Newkirk is afraid of getting shot.

Colonel Hogan, I Have Faced Danger Before

Colonel Hogan, I Have Faced Danger Before

Hogan is excited to be alone with someone as beautiful as Lily.

Here, This Is for You

Here, This Is for You

Newkirk gives LeBeau his address book.

Please!

Please!

Schultz wishes everyone to wait for him to translate.

You Can Release Men for Guard Duty

You Can Release Men for Guard Duty

Schultz doesn't think that the men will like working in the mess hall.

No, Klink, It's Staying Here, That's the Secret, Dummkopf

No, Klink, It's Staying Here, That's the Secret, Dummkopf

Gen. Burkhalter tells Klink that he is a Dummkopf.

Three Moving Rocket Launchers

Three Moving Rocket Launchers

Schultz wonders what the secret is, the rocket is in the middle of the camp.

Klink, I Have an Important Assignment for You and Your Men

Klink, I Have an Important Assignment for You and Your Men

Gen. Burkhalter is about to give Klink an assignment.

Blimey, That's Like Trying to Find a Needle in a Haystack

Blimey, That's Like Trying to Find a Needle in a Haystack

Newkirk is worried that they'll have a hard time finding the rockets.

Carter, You Didn't Get the Windshield

Carter, You Didn't Get the Windshield

Hogan tells the Major to look them up next time he needs auto shop.

If You Are Smart, Colonel, You Will Change the Tire

If You Are Smart, Colonel, You Will Change the Tire

Hogan tells Maj. Heintzen to change his own tire.

You didn't say "please"

You didn't say "please"

Maj. Heintzen wonders why Hogan's men are not changing his tire.

My Men Volunteered for This Detail

My Men Volunteered for This Detail

The men complain about having to fill in Pot holes.

 Let's Go, Let's Go!

Let's Go, Let's Go!

Schultz tells the men to get to work.