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Hogan's Heroes - Season 6
Quotes and Sound Clips
Frankly, General, I Thought It Was
Now, Schultz, How Do You Want Your Steak?
I Have This Always With Me
You Are Going to Cook a Dinner Just for Me, Cockroach?
Klink, Stop Agreeing With Me
Well, Look at It This Way
I'd risk malnutrition for you.
You Prefer Meringue Glace?
No, but I Just Took Another Look
You Mean You're Afraid of a Little Thing Like Getting Shot?
Colonel Hogan, I Have Faced Danger Before
Here, This Is for You
You Can Release Men for Guard Duty
No, Klink, It's Staying Here, That's the Secret, Dummkopf
Three Moving Rocket Launchers
Klink, I Have an Important Assignment for You and Your Men
Blimey, That's Like Trying to Find a Needle in a Haystack
Carter, You Didn't Get the Windshield
If You Are Smart, Colonel, You Will Change the Tire
You didn't say "please"
My Men Volunteered for This Detail
Let's Go, Let's Go!
Schultz, Get Some Aspirin From the Dispensary Immediately
Hey, and Another Thing, Schultzy
Oh, Please, Boys, Get Into the Truck
All Right, Gentlemen
We Might Be Able to Use Hot Lips Here
I had to come all the way to Germany to be in a chain gang
I don't know about the rest of you, but he's driving me bloody crackers
Why Don't I Wait in Her Dressing Room
You Know, Schultz
I Didn't Hear You, Schultz
Now That We've Lost Our Explosives
Sounds Like a Swinging Band, Schultz
Well, There Goes Our Truck
He's a Jolly Fellow, Isn't He?
Don't Forget Our Deal
Why Don't You Order Your Men to Do It?
That's a Blessing in Disguise, Schultz
Why Don't You Go on Sick Call?
Rudolph the red-nosed Kraut
Maybe I Can Make It Into Town Before the Raid
What's That For?
You Know, With the Food Shortage
Who Cares if She's a Beautiful Dancer at the Hausnerhof
Will You Stop That Singing, Please?
You Know I Like You
I Have the Funniest Feeling
I Suppose That Deep Down I Really Suspected Him
Is That the Fanciest Uniform You Could Get?
Lebeau, I Need a German Officer's Uniform
Since when do the guests clean up?
I'd Say You're in a Spot, Sir
I Think That's Ridiculous
You Can Rely on My Discretion
But Why Are You So Interested in Him?
Major Pruhst, How Very Nice to See You
I Will Be Invited
Hogan! You're doing it to me again
May I remind you there's a war going on?
Look, Hogan, I'm Going to Get to the Point
Were Aware of the Fact that this is a prison camp?
Just as I Thought
The Whole Thing Is Too Pat, Like a B Movie
Hey, Hitting the Sauce a Little Early, Commandant
Next Time, Find Somebody More Mature
If Only We Had Met Sooner
How many times must I tell you? Never feed a Kraut at the table
Why Don't You Tell Him?
Is Klink Upset by Wolfgang Being Made the Adjutant?
Schultz is drowning in the punch bowl again
Let Go, Frenchie, I Can Handle This
Don't Come to Attention, I'm Just Passing Through
Ah, We Can't Turn You Down
That Kraut, Adjutant?
That's Hard to Believe
Major Karp, Any Fiance of Gertrude's
What Is This Remarkable Fascination I Have for Women?
Oh, That Violin... I Thought I'd Scream
Was I Gone Long?
You Make Such Beautiful Music, Wilhelm
Beautiful, Herr Kommandant, Beau-Ti-Ful
That's the Smallest General I Ever Saw
We're From the Insurance Company
Oh, His German's Bloody Awful
How Could You Know How I Feel, Hogan?
You're going to be the first German kamikaze pilot
If This Is a Trick, Heads Will Roll
Hogan Has Defected, Hochstetter
Klink, Stay Out of This
And You Have Lost It!
You're Not Going, Schultzy?
Have a Good Time There, Boychiks
Where Is My Rocket?
You Know We've Got Three Chances
If There's Any Calls for These Gentlemen
You're Going to Fly It Out of Here?
You Know, I Think I Felt Better
The details are nothing
Hogan Darling, you're not thinking
I Shall Remain Outside on Guard, Lovely Lady
For This, You Are Unrestricted
One Thing I Have to Say for You, Colonel
Just seemed to me the Third Reich could use a little help
Hogan Darling, Without Your Strength
Kiss me first, then tell me how clever I am
We Are Here to Recover a Rocket
You've Been Holding Out on Us, Hogan
Hogan Darling, Fly to Me!
Excuse Me, Colonel, but Don't I Seem to Recall
I give you a hint
Colonel Hogan, You'll Never Guess
How Long to Disarm It?
We All Make Mistakes, Sir
Klink, if There Is One Thing I Hate
Klink, if You Don't Shut Up
Hauptmann's chances are pretty good?
I'd Prefer You Keep Saying He's Innocent, Klink
I'm Glad to See You've Come Around
Hochstetter, Klink Is a Fine Actor
The Gestapo never arrests the wrong man. It's against the rules
Innocent? I think you should try that plea of insanity, for yourself
Mmm, It Does Smell Good
The Next Time We Do Business With the Enemy
You Wouldn't Want to Tell Me Where It Is
Corporal Newkirk Was a Successful Barrister Before the War
Why Did You Volunteer to Take the Case?
How Do You Expect to Get Him Off
What's Your Defense, Sir?
I Understand You're Counsel for the Defense
Ja, Kommandant Klink
Since when is he running this prison camp?
No Officer on My Staff Would Oppose Me
I Am the Gestapo
The Fuhrer Doesn't Want the People to Know
Try two candy bars
You think I would tell you such a thing for one candy bar?
No Deal, Schultz
Very, Very Thoughtful of You, Schultzy
You're the Most Nervous War Hero I've Ever Known
I would be shot for treason!
I Do Hope You Like Fish and Chips
It's Quite an Achievement to Get a German Officer
I Wouldn't Dream of Leaving
Hogan, I Would Like to Inform You
Go tell it to your chaplain
Believe Me, General Burkhalter
First I send you to the psychiatrist
It's so relaxing
When Did You Say My Little Bublishkibble Will Be Back?
Like blintzes and sour cream
German Troops Are Eating Their Cartridge Belts
I'm not too thrilled at seeing you, either
That's Why We Got to Get Klink to Request the Transfer
What About Our Operation Here?
Gentlemen, I've Reached a Decision
I'm Surprised at You, Colonel
You Clumsy Clod!
You Are Too Modest, Colonel
How Are Things in Downtown Siberia?
A Rather Impudent Little Wine
I Always Taste the Food Prepared by the Enemy
Why kill all your appetites
Do You Think It's a Good Idea
Colonel Hogan, Colonel Klink Wants to See You in His Office
It Is Hard to Dig a Tunnel
You are a commandant just like me
We Do Not Have Such Fancy Cigars on the Russian Front
I Say He's Here to Arrest Klink for Impersonating an Officer
It's Really Nice to Know, Though, That When I'm 70
It's Just as Well Mrs. Schtottlemeyer Cannot Come
Lebeau Has Done an Excellent Job
Lebeau, Your Hors D'oeuvres Are a Smash
I'd rather face the Russians
The Colonel's gone crackers
Hey, Is This Tea Going to Be Formal Then?
We don't drink anything we don't stomp on
Schultz, Don't You Know You're Supposed to Be Announced?
I Wish I'd Been So Lucky
Commandant, I Don't Think the Geneva Convention
They're Having a Terrible Time in Russia
Sir, a Little Something for the Boys in Stalingrad
Was He Really That Good, Schultz?
Schultz, in This Weather, I Don't Want to Talk to Him
Are You Pulling My Leg, Carter?
What's the Matter, Cockroach?
I've Lost More Blood Than This Shaving!
With a Wound Like That
There's Nothing More Than a Scratch
At Least the German Army Can't Shoot Any Better
If One Does Not Vary One's Disguises
I was expecting somebody with high heels
He Was Germany's Top Female Impersonator
You Don't Have to Worry About Oskar Danzig
Carter, Get Rid of That Bush
Better Get Some Sleep, Schultz
I was the guard on duty
Let's Go! Raus, Raus, Raus, Raus!
Poor Guy Must Have Hurt His Head in the Plane Crash
He Is Still Convinced the Attack Will Come From the South
He Has a Little Office Like This?
Berlin Is Just a State of Mind
We Can't Be Too Careful
That Stupid Colonel!
Of Course He's Unhappy; Who Wouldn't Be?
I Made a Pledge
Thanks to some fine German Surgery
You're Going to a German Intelligence Meeting?
How Can You Think You Know What He Wants Me to Do
No good Heime Bellheim should stay away from Helga Schimmel
No. You Cannot Speak to Helga Now
I'll Dig Up a Bunk Somewhere
I should be in espionage work. I have a great talent for it
The-the Fools Even Consider Me a Hero
So You Are Really German?
He's a Hero, All Right, but for the Wrong Team
Any Landing You Can Walk Away From Is a Good One
Sorry I Couldn't Give You Advanced Notice
All Right, Gentlemen. Another Guest
Who Are You Dancing With, Schultz?
Hogan, I'm Touched
Happy Hun Hamburger Stands?
I Hope You Know What You're Doing
Just call me anxious
What about, Schultz?
What Are Our Chances, Colonel?
All Right, Get Ready to Move
How'd You Ever Get to Be a Colonel?
Hogan, We're in Luck
Happy Landing... Buddy!
What Do You Say? What Do You Say?
Hey, How About You and the Bald Guy
I Miss My Bedtime Cup of Cocoa
You Americans Have a Very Sloppy Security
None of us are perfect
You Could Pass for a Kraut Anytime, Sir
Well, Colonel Hogan
Who's Going to Accompany Me?
Colonel, Are You Sure You're Doing the Right Thing?
The Krauts Have a Spy Organization in England
How Can You Sleep After a Decision Like That?
The Way Those Krauts Spend Money
Ask a Terrible Question, You Get a Terrible Answer
I'll just stay in my motel
You Just Don't Walk Into an American Air Force Base
A Little Teutonic Humor to Go With the Wine and the Rich Food?
Is That All You Want?
It Is Doing Considerable Damage to the Luftwaffe
Powder your nose
You're a Very Thoughtful, Considerate, Generous Host
They Didn't Promise Anything Like This
That Burkhalter Is All a Kraut
Everything looks so good
Remember, Your Cooperation Is Essential
Is Everything Ready, Schultz?
Go to your quarters and stick more pins in your Hochstetter doll?
That Man Kills Me
I may have to come over to your side, Klink
Very Thoughtful of You, Hogan
Relax. Even if We Get Caught
Just a simple yes will do
You Should Lay Off That Liverwurst, Schultz
Hey, Schultzy. Schultz, Listen
I Shall Give the Gestapo my cooperation
Maybe They Went for a Walk