Doug Wilson Quotes and Sound Clips


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That's a terrible plan. The soil in Mexico is full of paraquat and Mexican sewer poop. No one's g...
Do You Guys Even Speak Spanish
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Andy: What are the marks on your neck? Doug: Jerked off with a noose. Andy: Nice.
What Are the Marks on Your Neck?
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You guys ought to grow in a national park. The cool kids are doing it now. and it's free, like th...
It's free, like the eagle
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Andy: Is there a national park around here? Shane: There's Cleveland national forest. Doug: We'...
Are You On Drugs?
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Doug: You're a fucking jinx. Anything you touch turns to shit. Nothing personal. Dean: You're a d...
You're a Fucking Jinx
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Dean: Business has been just fine. Doug: Customers from the boba-tea place been wandering in here...
Business Has Been Just Fine
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Dean: My rate is $500 an hour. Doug: That better include a rim job.
Better Include a Rim Job
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Isabelle: How stoned are you two? Dean: I'm, uh-- Doug: We're baked out of our skulls. But you, ...
We're Baked Out Of Our Skulls
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Doug: Is that Lippman naked? Celia: Around 10:00 every evening. I haven't had any complaints yet...
Is That Lippman Naked?
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Dean: Then what were you doing inside my wife? Doug: Your wife's enticing snatch has nothing to d...
Then What Were You Doing Inside My Wife?
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Kevin Nealon
Kevin Nealon
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Doug Wilson