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This Is Bullshit
There Seems To Be An Outstanding Loan Here
Jesus Freak Are Singing
Where There's Fire People Like To Smoke
I Guess I Must Have Some Sort Of A Castrating Bitch Fetish
I Really Want To Have Sex With You Right Now
If You Ever Want to See Your Cross Again
Everyone's Taxes Are Going To Smell Like Bong Water Now
You're Fucking With The Wrong Man. I Promise I'll Be Gentle
You're Cute When You're Mad
That's A Big Fucking Cross
It's Time For Doug To Rise From The Ashes
What Grown Man Has Blond Hair?
He Promised Me Golf, He Promised Me Power
Cankle Bitch! You Too, Man Cankles! Mankles
Douglas, We Need To Have A Word
You, Too! Man Cankles!
Your Long Skirt Isn't Long Enough, Lady
Don't You Bang That Gavel At Me
Volunteering Is For Saps
Look, If We Can't Get Satisfaction Here
Any City Council With Half A Brain
You Were Elected By A City That No Longer Exists
You Can't Just Toss Us Aside Like We're Regular People
I'm Gonna Have All Kinds Of Cock Shoved Up My Ass
Big Pharma Fucks Us Coming And Going, Nance And I'm Going To Prison!
If I Go To Jail, Will You Come With Me?
So I Took Another $50,000 for My Divorce Lawyer
There is no sushi in prison. Unless you count dick
I Need $100,000. Majestic Is Checking The Books Tomorrow
Nancy, Don't Anthropomorphize God
Watch Your Back. Sullivan's On The Warpath
Weed-Mart, Potco, Homegrown Depot
Buy More Drugs, Sell More Drugs
Are You Out Of Your Fucking Mind?
I've Taken The Liberty Of Drawing Up This Power Of Attorney
Okay, Tell Me She Gave You A Sponge Bath
Sullivan Groff And This Whole Fucking Place Can Kiss My Black Ass
Looks like a jackrabbit and a big rat fucked
I Nominate Doug Wilson To City Council
Shit Highway Could Be Our Road To Riches
How Are We Gonna Do A Movie About Peckers Without Peckers?
Find Yourself Another Town To Swallow
Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
Hard hat and heels who's been sucking your dick
A Remote Currently Erasing Your Hard Drive
You See That Window Washer Outside
Scary. Deep Voice. Very Deep. Very Scary
That's How They Track You
I Gotta Forward This To My Fraternity Brothers
And They Fucking Killed Him. For Trying To Light Farts
All requisite landscaping that will accompany shit highway
No, This Can't Possibly Be Legal
We got them by the sphincter
No One Here Knows His Ass From A Spreadsheet
Sullivan. Please. Dumb Name
The Cock Wants What It Wants
She Found Out That I Was Fucking Celia
We Took Too Many Drugs
I'm a grower, not a shower
I'm So Sorry I Fucked Your Wife With My Giant Cock
Then What Were You Doing Inside My Wife?
Imagine How Much Of Me Was Inside Your Wife
I Think This Is A Nonsmoking Room
Dana Won't Fuck Me But She's A Sweetheart
I Mean, The Sex Is Fantastic
I'm Sick Of Living In A Fuckless Marriage
Why Are We Still Sneaking Around
I Mean We Can't Keep Fucking In Motel Rooms
We Can't Keep Doing This
Is That Lippman Naked?
Years married, that's girl math
This Isn't All Some Scheme
I Have Condoms In My Desk. Fuck The Condoms
Twenty-Eight Dollars For Fucking Crunchy Pancakes
He Bought Them From The Town And Rents Them Back To Us
You Should Bring Some Vodka To The Council
Everything That Happens In Government Is Motivated By Self-Interest
City Council Is Pretty Much The Only Thing In My Life
How About We Put This To A Vote?
Go Play With Your Dinghy!
Buy A Fucking Slip In The Marina, Captain Cheap-Ass
You're Not in Charge Here Anymore, Wilson
A Family Room Does Not Have Concrete Floors
That's Complete Bullshit
Who's This Barbie Girl? Is She Hot?
I Think It's A Jehovah's Witness
First Time Somebody's Paid Me For Weed
I'm Just Another Certified Public Asshole
Who Am I? Yesterday, I was Councilman Doug
I'll Keep My Concession Speech Short, Fuck You
Celia Hodes has Chlamydia
My Name Is Not On The Fucking Ballot
Your Wife's A Cheating Whore
Where's My Name? My Name's Not On The Ballot!
Nobody Likes Your Wife. You Don't Even Like Her
I Promise To Be Everything That Doug Wilson Is Not
Doug, You Think It's The Circuit Breaker?
Take A Shit On One Of Those Make-A-Wish Cancer Kids
Hire the Guys Outside of Home Depot to Move Us?
Things With Wifey Slowing Down
How Do You Ask The Woman That Makes Your Kids' Lunches
Oh. Cash Over Ass, Huh? Cash Equals Ass
Just Never Order Turkish Coffee in an Armenian Restaurant
I Hate You and I Hope You Get Hit by a Truck
My wife is fucking a Polish guy?
Oh, Who Let in Cancer Cunt?
The Mecca Of Marijuana
They Cook With Jesus
In-N-Out Is Independently Owned by Religious Nuts
That's a bowl of bullshit with chip scraps
It's Too Spicy, And It Never Looks Clean In There
You Will Rue the Day
Don't Call Me a Child. I'm A Civic Leader
I'm City Councilman Doug!
Vegetarian pigs in the blanket are bullshit
I Want To Go Home And Watch The Game And Drink A Little Bit
So I Pay My Taxes So You Can Have a Kitchen?
We're Renovating This Chamber Here
How Can You Be So Blindly Pro-Bush?
I'll Put One Of Those Yellow Stickers On My Car
More Important Than The Corporate Takeover Of Our Democracy
They Had Weapons of Mass Destruction
We're Fighting A War In Iraq
Didn't Iran Hide the Terrorists?
You Signed for the Reserves On Your Own Free, Drunk, Horny Accord
Start A Youth Program For Troubled Teenage Girls
Busted for Possession, Now You're In The System Andy
Do You Think There's Rat Spit in Here?
The Stress Queen's Secret Stash
You're Dry? What Do You Mean You're Dry?
What About Mrs. Fields? Big Whore
A Bakery is Virtually Impossible To Run Without Drug Money
I Really Like Your Wig. Can I Pet It?
Wow! $300 A Pill And No Fun?
What'd They Give You? Zofran, They Don't Get You High
You Want Some Pot? That's Illegal Doug
Nice Haircut. It's a Wig. Oh Right, The Cancer Thing
Wonder If Rats Like Peanut Butter?
Rats don't need light, they got radar
She Keeps Her Pot With Her Tampons?
You Wanna Smoke Up?
You Just Have To Make It Look Like Your Running A Bakery
Cool. See You at the Kegger
Hey, Dude, What's Your Major?
You Need a Cool Nickname, Like Ice Pick
Don't Look at Me, I'm Fucked Up on Cornbread
That Little Piece Of Skin Between Your Asshole and Balls
Orgasma Girl's a Squirter
I Wouldn't Take a Dump in the Olive Garden
Morons Who Go To Olive Garden
Fuck Me! That Is Awesome
Hey, Any More Stephen Hawking?
The One Buzz-Kill Is You Can Only Buy Eight Ounces A Vist
The Genius of Prop 215
It's Like Amsterdam, Only Better
No Needy More Weedy
Yes, Yes, I Fucked Your Wife
Your Turn to Bring the Vodka
Screw the Pansy Art Fags
In This Economy, Small Business Is Fucked
Can have a front to launder money through
Buy Low, Sell High
I'm A Great Fucking CPA
Don't Tell Me You're Dry
She Stuck the Handle of a Racket Up Dean's Ass
She's Such a Bitch. Great Tits
little man drugs
When You Got Nothing You've Got Nothing To Lose
I'm Not In Love With Nancy
I'm A Code Breaker
I Don't Love Nancy, Okay?
Shit's Blowing Up
You Didn't Have to Have Her Deported
Department of Immigration and Naturalization
Maria and I Had Sex
I Think That Merits Some "Cockamole" On Her "Face-Adilla"
I Drove A Camaro
Can I Just See One Boob?
Tried Waking You for Nookie but You Sleep Like a Corpse
That's The Cool Breeze of Freedom Right There
Tell Him To Fuck Off
She Didnt't Get Fat Did She?
I'm a Sad and Lonely sidekick
My Last Meal Was a Bowl of Chili Peanuts
Try Not To Call Her A Thunder-Cunt
Listen, You Cock-Juggling Thunder-Cunt
Don't Tease Me, You Crusty Whore
I'll Paint Your Toenails
Be Back Later With Cheetos and Malt Balls If You Wanna Get High
No Spic Just Span
No Immigrants Storming Through
Jeez. What Are You Complaining About?
So How Do We Nab These Fuckers?
They're Like Jews and Wedding Hors D'oeuvres
Then Work With What You Have Or Fucking Move!
I'm Living in A Frat House
You Sound Really Angry. Do You Need Sex?
Think She Shaves Her Pits
Or She's Out Selling Drugs
I Could Never Forget An Ass Like That
Leave the Wine and the Mag
Gays Are Huge Chick Magnets
I Burned Through My Happiness
Fucking You Ruined My Life
I Don't Really Like Mexicans
Asian With Big Fake Tits
Like the JetBlue of Coyotes
Wow, Her Friend's Got Madonna Arms
Check Out Bitch Badge Or Is It Tramp Stamp?
Not On A White Women
You're a Dark Little Fellow, Aren't You?
You're All Scavengers
Child Of The Apocalypse
You're a Fucking Downer
My Life's A Toilet
Fuck Yeah Stick It To The Old People
Our Grow House Just Got Towed
Puposeless, Directionless, Homeless
You Think You're Better Than Me, Botwin, Becasue Your Van Has No Windows
Can You Use the Downstairs Toilet From Now on, Mr. Wilson?
You Suck Dick, Silas?
Warts, Not Gone. Technically My Fault
I Can't Feel My Left Anything.
I Just Need A Place To Bust Out My Nug Nugs
Oh, and That Foot Thing Makes You Totally Gay
Unless You Own A Horse
Here We Sit Two Milks and a Cappuccino
We're Baked Out Of Our Skulls
He's a Cripple With a Doctor's Note
A Dude Suite
Mine Tastse Like Vinyl Sofa
Hey, Do You Still Poop Yourself?
Check It Out It's Snowing in Socal
Stench of Pussy On Your Lips And Me With A Drawer Dented Dick
She Likes Girl Parts
I Need Dick
I Don't Do Dick Anymore
Wanna Lick My Crystal Balls
There You Are You Feral Bitch
Why Are You Still Dressed Like That?
The Ringmaster Touched My Tent Pole
I Will Kill You Face Off
So For Now We Back Off The Weed
How The Fuck Do You Get Them Under The Door?
And Then There's No Shit
Theiving Deceitful Whore Celia
Flaccid In The Acid
It's Stuck In A Pocket Between My Balls
I Wanna Make a Lot of Money Selling Your Face Chemicals
I've Got a Crooked Dick and There's No Pot?
You're cursed with schmuckness
Better Include a Rim Job
Business Has Been Just Fine
I'll Bang Blitts Cousin
You're a Fucking Jinx
These Comic-Con Freaks Like to Party
Fine, keep your swarthy little jihadi
Head honcho. Grand Poobah
I'm Seeing Storm Troopers
Cold, creamy treats flavored with drugs
I Wanna Be That Weasel
What Would George Hamilton Do?
Skeeves people out. Like midgets.
George Hamilton Autobiography
Retarded in the Mouth
Deaf-Girl Fucker, Deaf-Fucker
Eat My Balls
Fuck you and your bullshit charges in the butt
Fucking Loved Pudding Pops
I'm a Master Negotiator
Growers are usually too stoned to do math
The White Swallow
I am very high and I'm not paranoid
My Dad's Dead
Muffin in the Muff
That Cunt Can Lick My Balls
Are You On Drugs?
It's free, like the eagle
What Are the Marks on Your Neck?
Do You Guys Even Speak Spanish