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Make More Noise

Make More Noise

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Roswell Flemington who loves to hear loud noises, starts to lose his hearing.

Despite Your Efforts to Capsize This Worthy Vessel

Despite Your Efforts to Capsize This Worthy Vessel

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Roswell Flemington tells his wife that although she tried to get him to think...

Few people walking this earth as sane as I am

Few people walking this earth as sane as I am

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Roswell Flemington gives his doctor a piece of his mind when his doctor sugge...

I Presume You Are Being Humorous, Sir

I Presume You Are Being Humorous, Sir

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Roswell Flemington tells his doctor that he's being humorous when the doctor ...

I have simply suffered you

I have simply suffered you

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Roswell Flemington could care less that his wife is leaving him and he tells ...

They made less noise when you chewed them

They made less noise when you chewed them

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Roswell Flemington explains to his wife why he likes to make noise now that h...

I Had a Mother Who Insisted She Was Ill

I Had a Mother Who Insisted She Was Ill

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Roswell Flemington compares his wife to his mother.

I Am Absolutely and Completely Thunderstruck!

I Am Absolutely and Completely Thunderstruck!

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Roswell Flemington can't believe his wife is going to leave him.

What You Have Done, Madam, Is an Act of Desecration

What You Have Done, Madam, Is an Act of Desecration

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Roswell Flemington yells at his wife for breaking one of his records, the one...

That Was an Act of Utter Abomination

That Was an Act of Utter Abomination

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Roswell Flemington is upset that his wife entered his office and broke one of...

The battleship Missouri bombarding Okinawa

The battleship Missouri bombarding Okinawa

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Roswell Flemington's wife enters his office and breaks his record that he was...

Lay on, Gentlemen, and Let 'Em Know What's What!

Lay on, Gentlemen, and Let 'Em Know What's What!

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Roswell Flemington yells at his record player as it plays the sounds of WWII.

Do You Know What That Is, Madam?

Do You Know What That Is, Madam?

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Roswell Flemington who runs an office since leaving the service plays a recor...

Damn the torpedoes of competition and full speed ahead

Damn the torpedoes of competition and full speed ahead

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Roswell Flemington runs his office like a captain runs a ship, even the decor...

Extraneous Activity Is Nothing More Nor Less

Extraneous Activity Is Nothing More Nor Less

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Roswell Flemington runs his office the way a captain runs a ship and he makes...

Idle hands make for an unproductive poop deck

Idle hands make for an unproductive poop deck

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Roswell Flemington runs his office like the captain of a ship.