About this Collection

She's acting like a lady

She's acting like a lady

00:09

Junior is upset because his girlfriend is acting like a lady now and will not...

Besides the time she was choking you

Besides the time she was choking you

00:07

Michael is trying to talk to his father about how his parent get along with e...

Something simple like getting Farrakhan to sing  Hava Nagila

Something simple like getting Farrakhan to sing Hava Nagila

00:06

Janet wants Michael to go talk to his father and get him to starting speaking...

Unless the hemorrhoid is stuck to the chair

Unless the hemorrhoid is stuck to the chair

00:04

Michael is fighting with his parents and they threaten to leave.

Is She Pregnant Again

Is She Pregnant Again

00:09

Michael's mom thinks Janet look pregnant.

Daddy got a spanking

Daddy got a spanking

00:07

Kady just heard from her grandfather that her dad got a spanking when he was ...

She got big boobs

She got big boobs

00:03

Kady saying that Junior's girlfriend has big boobs.

Having sex is a lot different than you've been imagining

Having sex is a lot different than you've been imagining

00:07

Michael is trying to tell Junior to wait to have sex.

This girl's got a reputation

This girl's got a reputation

00:07

Junior telling his dad that Lorraine has a reputation.

Girls can't hide it when they want it

Girls can't hide it when they want it

00:02

Junior telling his dad that he can tell when girls want sex.

When you have sex for the first time

When you have sex for the first time

00:13

Michael telling Junior that he should wait to have sex.

I am too young and too fine to be a grandmother

I am too young and too fine to be a grandmother

00:03

Janet telling Junior that she is too young to be a grandmother.

You remember what happened to me when we were 16?

You remember what happened to me when we were 16?

00:06

Janet reminds Michael what happened to them when they were 16 years old.

I just wanna say one thing

I just wanna say one thing

00:05

Janet warning Junior that he better not get his girlfriend pregnant.

I never met a Lorraine that wasn't a slut

I never met a Lorraine that wasn't a slut

00:04

Janet saying that she thinks Junior's girlfriend is a slut.

Clothing  whether it's on or off

Clothing whether it's on or off

00:05

Michael telling Janet that Junior's girlfriend is just a friend.

I wanna talk about your son and this so-called girlfriend of his

I wanna talk about your son and this so-called girlfriend of his

00:13

Janet wants to talk to Michael about Juniors girlfriend.

If there's one thing I could change about my parents

If there's one thing I could change about my parents

00:20

Michael telling Janet that if he could he would change his father to Barry Wh...

Do you know he hasn't talked to my mother directly in over 20 years

Do you know he hasn't talked to my mother directly in over 20 years

00:04

Michael telling Janet that his father hasn't spoken directly to his mother in...

I'll try to get along with your mother

I'll try to get along with your mother

00:04

Janet telling Michael that she will get along with his mother if he gets alon...

I got a date saturday with this hot cheerleader

I got a date saturday with this hot cheerleader

00:06

Junior begging his dad to let his grandparents come over because he needs the...

Bet He Won't Shove It Into That Pocket

Bet He Won't Shove It Into That Pocket

00:11

Claire telling her dad that they have all heard him talking to Junior about p...

He folds it up in his hand and shoves it into my pocket

He folds it up in his hand and shoves it into my pocket

00:06

Junior telling his dad that he has to take the money from his grandparents.

Your mother's no picnic for me either

Your mother's no picnic for me either

00:05

Janet telling Michael that she has a hard time dealing with his mother also.