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Damon Wayans

Damon Kyle Wayans (pronounced /?de?m?n ?we?.?nz/; born September 4, 1960) is an American stand-up comedian, writer and actor, one of the Wayans brothers. Wayans was born in New York City, New York, the son of Elvira, a homemaker and social worker, and Howell Wayans, a supermarket manager. He has five sisters, Elvira, Vonnie, Nadia, Kim, Diedre, and four brothers, actors Marlon Wayans, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Shawn Wayans, and Dwayne Wayans. He...

Then you add the tomatoes

Then you add the tomatoes

00:57

Michael is making a sandwich in the kitchen while imitating Julia Childs.

We just need a little more practice

We just need a little more practice

00:10

The team is feeling defeated. Michael is giving them a pep talk.

Come on ladies

Come on ladies

00:15

The team just lost their first game, Michael is trying to give them a pep talk.

Let me tell you this

Let me tell you this

00:18

Jay has no confidence that Michael is going to win a game with his coaching s...

Damentals my little genius

Damentals my little genius

00:24

Michael is going over the fundamentals of the game.

Let us learn today the basic rules of the game of soccer

Let us learn today the basic rules of the game of soccer

00:36

Michael is going over the rules of soccer with Jay's team. The kids know the ...

 I just want to say that no one's ever won a game of soccer

I just want to say that no one's ever won a game of soccer

00:17

Michael is imitating Patton and talking to Jay's soccer team that he has now ...

I mean you're hard on them

I mean you're hard on them

00:07

Michael is trying to tell Jay that she needs to calm down and have more fun w...

Oh you can talk the talk

Oh you can talk the talk

00:08

Michael is trying to get Jay to calm down with the soccer team a little bit. ...

Michael Jordan plays basketball like he lives his life

Michael Jordan plays basketball like he lives his life

00:05

Michael and Jay are encouraging Kady to enjoy playing sports, using Michael J...

I mean it's good you stuck up for your sister

I mean it's good you stuck up for your sister

00:05

Michael Jr tried to beat up Tony for allegedly having sex with Claire. Michae...

It's not funny Jay

It's not funny Jay

00:18

Michael comes into the kitchen with a black eye from his boxing practice with...

I want you to know that these hands are registered weapons

I want you to know that these hands are registered weapons

00:08

Michael Jr decides he wants his dad to teach him how to box. Michael is ready...

Hey when are you gonna get some kind of love life

Hey when are you gonna get some kind of love life

00:15

Claire and Tony just left for their date. Michael Jr comes downstairs and Mic...

God bless you

God bless you

00:06

Tony and Claire are just leaving for their date. Michael just gave them the r...

So where are you taking my daughter

So where are you taking my daughter

00:27

Claire and Tony are about to go on a date. Michael wants to know what they ar...

Honey how is drinking eight gallons of water gonna help you aerobically

Honey how is drinking eight gallons of water gonna help you aerobically

00:10

Jay doesn't understand Michael's exercise routine he has started. She is wond...

See I'm just wanting to teach you to defend yourself

See I'm just wanting to teach you to defend yourself

00:10

Michael wants to teach Jr to defend himself. But, Michael Jr is not very inte...

I don't believe this kid. He's like a religious Eddie Haskell

I don't believe this kid. He's like a religious Eddie Haskell

00:02

Tony is trying to take care of Jay who gave herself a black eye. He thinks Ja...

And what makes you think I should trust you

And what makes you think I should trust you

Tony comes to ask Michael if he can take Claire out on a date. Michael is pre...

Why was she all flirting with me

Why was she all flirting with me

Michael Jr is learning about the ins and outs of girls and relationships.

I could live with that

I could live with that

Jay told Michael to be the bigger man. He is mocking Jay's comment.

A D! Three letters away from an A

A D! Three letters away from an A

Michael asks Michael Jr what he got on his test. His response was a D, it is ...