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Robert Wagner

Robert John Wagner (born February 10, 1930) is an American actor of stage, screen, and television. Wagner starred in three American television series that spanned four decades: It Takes a Thief (1968–70), Switch (1975–78), and Hart to Hart (1979–84). In movies, Wagner is known for his role as Number Two in the Austin Powers films (1997, 1999, 2002). He also had a recurring role as Teddy Leopold on the TV sitcom Two and a Half Men. Wagner's...

By Charging A-List Clients 9% Rather Than 10%

By Charging A-List Clients 9% Rather Than 10%

00:13

Dr. Evil is excited to hear that such great celebrities work for their company.

How 'Bout You Don't, Ladies And Gentlemen, Scotty Don't

How 'Bout You Don't, Ladies And Gentlemen, Scotty Don't

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Dr. Evil won't let Scotty talk at the table where Dr. Evil was about to unvei...

Why don't you just call it operation ass cream, you ass?

Why don't you just call it operation ass cream, you ass?

00:50

Dr. Evil has come up with an insane name for a mission to destroy the world a...

We Get Our Own Assistants

We Get Our Own Assistants

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Number 2 likes having a Number 3. He has an assistant with a huge mole on hi...

Oh, His Dad. Oh, His Father. Yes I Have a Dutch Accent. Isn't That Weird?

Oh, His Dad. Oh, His Father. Yes I Have a Dutch Accent. Isn't That Weird?

00:31

Dr. Evil cannot understand Goldmember through his thick accent as they talk a...

An Evil Organization. I Have Turned us Into a Talent Agency

An Evil Organization. I Have Turned us Into a Talent Agency

00:17

Number 2 is speaking to Dr. Evil about the changes that have been made since ...

Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads

Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads

01:01

It is Dr. Evil's dream to have sharks with laser beams on their head but unfo...

Ahem. Dr. Evil, It's About the Sharks

Ahem. Dr. Evil, It's About the Sharks

00:13

Number 2 informs Dr. Evil that he doesn't have sharks with laser beams, only ...

Like an Idiot, You Wanted to Take Over the World

Like an Idiot, You Wanted to Take Over the World

00:27

Number 2 is fed up with Dr. Evil and he turns his back on him.

I've Had Enough of You Pushing Me Around

I've Had Enough of You Pushing Me Around

00:03

Number 2 gets very emotional when he finally stands up to Dr Evil.

We Hold The World Hostage For $100 Billion

We Hold The World Hostage For $100 Billion

02:36

Dr. Evil has come up with a couple of creative ways to hold the world hostage...

Well, I Won't Lie to You. Cards Are Not My Bag, Baby

Well, I Won't Lie to You. Cards Are Not My Bag, Baby

00:56

Austin Powers meets Number 2 at the blackjack table and Number Two has an x-r...

We Own A Factory That Makes Miniature Models of Factories

We Own A Factory That Makes Miniature Models of Factories

00:27

Number 2 is telling Dr. Evil about the huge success that he has had running V...

Prince Charles Did Have an Affair and They are Now Divorced

Prince Charles Did Have an Affair and They are Now Divorced

00:26

Number 2 informs Dr. Evil that his plan has already happened so it won't work.

Using These Lasers We Punch a Hole in the O-Zone Layer

Using These Lasers We Punch a Hole in the O-Zone Layer

00:42

Dr. Evil has a second plan to hold the world hostage but that has already hap...

One Million Dollars!

One Million Dollars!

00:21

Dr. Evil demands one million dollars to hold the world hostage but Number 2 t...

Hit Me. You Have 17, Sir. I Like To Live Dangerously

Hit Me. You Have 17, Sir. I Like To Live Dangerously

00:06

Number 2 is playing blackjack in the casino when he uses an x-ray with his ey...

Alotta Fagina. I'm Sorry, Come Again?

Alotta Fagina. I'm Sorry, Come Again?

00:15

Austin Powers cannot believe Alotta's name as he meets her in Las Vegas at a ...

Small, Seattle-Based Coffee Company. Starbucks

Small, Seattle-Based Coffee Company. Starbucks

00:15

Number 2 has taken over Starbucks as the face of the evil empire.

What Exactly Do You Do, Mr. Number Two?

What Exactly Do You Do, Mr. Number Two?

00:05

Austin Powers is at the blackjack table with Number 2 and he's trying to get ...

Shift Our Resources Away From Evil Empires

Shift Our Resources Away From Evil Empires

00:10

Number 2 is a multi-national businessman that wants to increase profits but D...

I Have to go to the Little Boy's room

I Have to go to the Little Boy's room

00:03

Number 2 gets up from the blackjack table to use the restroom inside the Las ...

I Shall Call Him Mini-Me

I Shall Call Him Mini-Me

00:28

Dr. Evil meets Mini-Me for the first time.

My Plan is Scotty Don't! Your Such a Lame Ass

My Plan is Scotty Don't! Your Such a Lame Ass

00:12

Dr. Evil is telling his associates was his plan will be but he has to slide o...