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Ted Stroehmann

Ted Stroehmann is a fictional character from 1998 comedy film There's Something About Mary.

Why Is She Going to Japan?

Why Is She Going to Japan?

00:22

Having developed his own designs on Mary, Pat tries to throw Ted of by tellin...

 When I Was 16 Years Old, I Fell in Love

When I Was 16 Years Old, I Fell in Love

00:03

The movie opens with Ted narrating as he is shown across the street from his ...

Did You Really Mean What You Said Up There?

Did You Really Mean What You Said Up There?

00:37

Mary catches up to ted on his way to his car.

What about Brett Fav Reh

What about Brett Fav Reh

00:06

Ted forgets his keys. Mary runs them out to him and tells him she would be ha...

Ah Huh Huh Huh

Ah Huh Huh Huh

00:02

After calling Bret to resume his relationship with Mary and pretending not to...

What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?

What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?

00:27

While Mary's suitors are quarreling, Brett Favre comes into the room with War...

But You're Married

But You're Married

00:08

Ted has just learned that Dom was Mary's high school boyfriend, and that Dom ...

I Did It Because I Never Stopped Thinking About You

I Did It Because I Never Stopped Thinking About You

00:08

Mary receives an anonymous letter telling her that Ted hired Pat to spy on he...

You're Not That Far Ahead Ted

You're Not That Far Ahead Ted

00:13

Mary and Ted sit outside in front of her building smoking weed and talking.

You Don’t See That Many Meats on Sticks

You Don’t See That Many Meats on Sticks

00:30

Ted and Mary eat corn dogs and drink Pepsi at the driving range.

I've Been Going Out With a Loaded Gun

I've Been Going Out With a Loaded Gun

00:05

Sitting in the hotel room with Dom prior to his date with Mary, Ted takes Dom...

He Never Even Looked Her Up Down There!

He Never Even Looked Her Up Down There!

00:05

After Ted finds out the truth about Mary from a mutual friend, he barges into...

What? What Are You Doing in Miami?

What? What Are You Doing in Miami?

00:18

Ted follows Pat through the office as he heads south.

You Choke the Chicken

You Choke the Chicken

01:03

In the hotel before his date with Mary, Ted receives advice on nerves from Dom.

Didn't we just do that? I'm fucking with you Ted

Didn't we just do that? I'm fucking with you Ted

00:13

Thanks to Dom, Mary and Ted are face to face at last.

I didn't solicit any sex

I didn't solicit any sex

02:08

Ted is at the police station, picked up in a homosexual raid at a rest stop. ...

You Heard of This Thing the 8-Minute Abs?

You Heard of This Thing the 8-Minute Abs?

01:46

Ted converses with a hitchhiker he's picked up in route to Miami that's tryin...

7 Minute Abs

7 Minute Abs

00:15

Ted picks up a hitchhiker on the drive down to Miami.

I Never Told You That

I Never Told You That

00:06

Dom refers to the time Ted got his dick stuck in his zipper, Ted calls him on...

I Had My Window?

I Had My Window?

00:02

As Pat gets in his car on his way to Miami he tells Ted that he had his window.

And Uh I Still Want to Look Her Up

And Uh I Still Want to Look Her Up

00:14

Ted shows at Pat's job the day after their meeting to find that he resigned a...

What, Do You Think Your Shit Don't Stink?

What, Do You Think Your Shit Don't Stink?

00:05

Ted meets up with Pat when he returns from Miami with news of Mary, which he ...

Crushes Don't Last for 13 Years, Right?

Crushes Don't Last for 13 Years, Right?

00:02

Ted sits in the yard with Dom discussing Mary. Again!

Rest Areas Are Homosexual Hangouts

Rest Areas Are Homosexual Hangouts

00:02

Fast forward to the present, Ted has been telling the story of his high schoo...