Grumpy Old Men A Collection by Warner Brothers

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Grumpy Old Men

Grumpy Old Men is a 1993 American romantic comedy film starring Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, and Ann-Margret, with Burgess Meredith, Daryl Hannah, Kevin Pollak, Katie Sagona, Ossie Davis, and Buck Henry. Directed by Donald Petrie, the screenplay was written by Mark Steven Johnson, who also wrote the sequel, Grumpier Old Men (1995). The original music score was composed by Alan Silvestri. Walter Matthau and Ann-Margret appeared in Neil Simon's...

Then One Day You Wake Up And You realize That You're Not 81 Anymore

Then One Day You Wake Up And You realize That You're Not 81 Anymore

00:07

Grandpa Gustafson is talking to his son John about growing older and that he ...

Looks Like Chuck's Taking a Ride On The Baloney Pony

Looks Like Chuck's Taking a Ride On The Baloney Pony

00:06

Grandpa Gustafson is standing at the window in John's house and they are watc...

Holy Moley

Holy Moley

00:03

Max is watching a moving crew unload furniture from a truck.

The First 90 Years or So, They Go By Pretty Fast

The First 90 Years or So, They Go By Pretty Fast

00:09

Grandpa Gustafson is giving John some advice about growing older.

Chuck's Taking the Skin Boat To Tuna Town

Chuck's Taking the Skin Boat To Tuna Town

00:05

Grandpa Gustafson is in John's house watching his grandson put the moves on M...

If I Knew There Was a Nude Scene in This Picture

If I Knew There Was a Nude Scene in This Picture

00:05

Max is scrubbing himself in the bathtub talking to the camera.

Do You Paint? I Paint the Shed Every Spring

Do You Paint? I Paint the Shed Every Spring

00:09

Max is joking around with Ariel about artistic painting.

Morning, Dickhead

Morning, Dickhead

00:02

Max walks out his house to see John running across his yard.

Hello, Moron

Hello, Moron

00:02

John see Max in the morning as he runs across Max's yard.

Oh, Shut Up, Fat Ass

Oh, Shut Up, Fat Ass

00:03

Max is watching TV and a weather man is talking about the snow.

A Woman? Did You Mount Her?

A Woman? Did You Mount Her?

00:05

Grandpa Gustafson wants to know if John has made any moves on the woman that ...

Colder Than a Witch's Titty Out There, Isn't It?

Colder Than a Witch's Titty Out There, Isn't It?

00:04

Grandpa Gustafson is already drinking out of his flask in the morning when Jo...

Hey, Just Finishing Breakfast

Hey, Just Finishing Breakfast

00:03

Grandpa Gustafson comes out of his fishing hut with a flask in his hand.

Just Mind Your Own Business

Just Mind Your Own Business

00:02

John doesn't want to hear any shit from Max about the guy banging on his door.

Tie Your Shoelace. You'll Fall On Your Stupid Head

Tie Your Shoelace. You'll Fall On Your Stupid Head

00:04

Walter tells John to tie his shoes so he doesn't step on the laces and fall.

So! So What?

So! So What?

00:13

Max just pushed John's fishing hut into the water because John spent the nigh...

The Green Hornet's Caught More Fish

The Green Hornet's Caught More Fish

00:05

John made fun of Max's fishing pole and he's not happy to hear about it.

It's Butt-Cold Out Here, and I'm Fresh Out of Beer

It's Butt-Cold Out Here, and I'm Fresh Out of Beer

00:05

John pulls up to the fishing hole and he sees his father.

Last Time You Made Love? October 4th, 1978

Last Time You Made Love? October 4th, 1978

00:13

Ariel had a wonderful night with John and now she wants to get down to business.

Up Yours, Gustafson

Up Yours, Gustafson

00:03

Max is driving away after John tried to pull a prank on him.

Hypothermia's a Bitch. It's Not Quick Like a Stroke

Hypothermia's a Bitch. It's Not Quick Like a Stroke

00:08

Max and John are talking about how they would want to die.

I Have Laid More Pipe in This Town Than Wabasha Plumbing

I Have Laid More Pipe in This Town Than Wabasha Plumbing

00:05

John defends his manhood when Max calls him out on never being able to get gi...

Women Fall Too Hard For Me

Women Fall Too Hard For Me

00:08

Max claims that he has no interest in Ariel but there is really a competition...

Women Fall Too Hard for Me. They Get Obsessed With Me

Women Fall Too Hard for Me. They Get Obsessed With Me

00:05

Max claims that he does not want to go after Ariel but he and John secretly w...