Grumpy Old Men A Collection by Warner Brothers

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Grumpy Old Men

Grumpy Old Men is a 1993 American romantic comedy film starring Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, and Ann-Margret, with Burgess Meredith, Daryl Hannah, Kevin Pollak, Katie Sagona, Ossie Davis, and Buck Henry. Directed by Donald Petrie, the screenplay was written by Mark Steven Johnson, who also wrote the sequel, Grumpier Old Men (1995). The original music score was composed by Alan Silvestri. Walter Matthau and Ann-Margret appeared in Neil Simon's...

Hey, You Two! Get Your Asses In Here!

Hey, You Two! Get Your Asses In Here!

00:05

Grandpa Gustafson yells at Melanie and Jacob to get into church.

Holy Moly

Holy Moly

00:04

Max is looking through his binoculars and she's a beautiful woman across the ...

Drives Pretty Fast On That Snowmobile

Drives Pretty Fast On That Snowmobile

00:06

Max is talking about the woman who just moved in next door.

I'm Not Nervous. The Groom Is Nervous

I'm Not Nervous. The Groom Is Nervous

00:08

John is getting married to Ariel and Max and John are of course, still bicker...

Hypothermia's a Bitch

Hypothermia's a Bitch

00:02

Max is talking to John about the way a friend of theirs had died.

She's Probably a Member of One of Them Religious Cults

She's Probably a Member of One of Them Religious Cults

00:10

Max is talking to Chuck in his store about Max's new neighbor.

The Daughters of the American Revolution Are Having a Little Dance

The Daughters of the American Revolution Are Having a Little Dance

00:10

Max is talking to Jacob and after seeing John get married Max has decided to ...

Why Would a Woman Come Over at 1:30 to See You?

Why Would a Woman Come Over at 1:30 to See You?

00:06

John walks into Chucks store and sees Max sitting at the counter and they're ...

Why Would a Woman Come Over at 1:30 to See You?

Why Would a Woman Come Over at 1:30 to See You?

00:04

Max is talking to John about their new neighbor Ariel.

You Guys Are The Biggest Damn Bullshitters

You Guys Are The Biggest Damn Bullshitters

00:09

Chuck can't stand listening to John and Max anymore so he calls them out.

Six-Pack of Schmitt, and I'm Out of Bait

Six-Pack of Schmitt, and I'm Out of Bait

00:03

John is in the general store and he's telling Chuck what he needs.

Has She Got Big Thighs?

Has She Got Big Thighs?

00:03

Grandpa Gustafson is talking to John and he wants to know about the woman who...

If I Was a Young Fella Like You I'd Be Mounting Every Woman

If I Was a Young Fella Like You I'd Be Mounting Every Woman

00:07

Grandpa Gustafson wants John to make a move on the woman who moved into the h...

There Are Some Experiences In Life Too Rich To Put Into Words

There Are Some Experiences In Life Too Rich To Put Into Words

00:09

Chuck spent half the night at Ariel's house on Thanksgiving and Max and John ...

I Was Wondering If I Might Use Your Bathroom

I Was Wondering If I Might Use Your Bathroom

00:06

John is lying in the snow after falling when Ariel walks up to him.

It Was an Awakening. Ariel Reminded Me That I Was Alive

It Was an Awakening. Ariel Reminded Me That I Was Alive

00:18

Chuck had the time of his life with Ariel on Thanksgiving night when he came ...

You Took My Mail? That's a Federal Offense

You Took My Mail? That's a Federal Offense

00:03

Ariel came over to John's house in the middle of the night to find out about ...

How Could You Do That to a '54 Super Zenith?

How Could You Do That to a '54 Super Zenith?

00:15

Max is appalled that Ariel would destroy her TV to put a fishbowl inside.

Would You Do Me the Honor of Accompanying Me to my Ice Shanty Tomorrow?

Would You Do Me the Honor of Accompanying Me to my Ice Shanty Tomorrow?

00:06

Max has a fishing date with Ariel tomorrow because he finally had the courage...

Gallstones, Yeah. Gallstones Are For Pussies

Gallstones, Yeah. Gallstones Are For Pussies

00:04

John and Max are arguing about who has worse health problems to deal with ins...

I'll Tell You What's Beautiful, This Monster on my Wall Stuffed.

I'll Tell You What's Beautiful, This Monster on my Wall Stuffed.

00:11

Max can't believe that Ariel wants to throw back the biggest fish he has eve...

Isn't It a Peach of a Day?

Isn't It a Peach of a Day?

00:02

Ariel sees Max in the pharmacy and he meets her for the first time while John...

Holy Moley. Uh-huh

Holy Moley. Uh-huh

00:03

Max and John admire Ariel as she leaves the store.

I Kicked Your Ass, and I Can Do It Again!

I Kicked Your Ass, and I Can Do It Again!

00:03

John and Max want to duke it out as they yell at each other over the fence.