Grumpy Old Men A Collection by Warner Brothers

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Grumpy Old Men

Grumpy Old Men is a 1993 American romantic comedy film starring Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, and Ann-Margret, with Burgess Meredith, Daryl Hannah, Kevin Pollak, Katie Sagona, Ossie Davis, and Buck Henry. Directed by Donald Petrie, the screenplay was written by Mark Steven Johnson, who also wrote the sequel, Grumpier Old Men (1995). The original music score was composed by Alan Silvestri. Walter Matthau and Ann-Margret appeared in Neil Simon's...

I'm Elliot Snyder of the Internal Revenue Service

I'm Elliot Snyder of the Internal Revenue Service

00:07

John answers the door to find and IRS agent who wants to speak with him. That...

I Can't Have Anything Spicy

I Can't Have Anything Spicy

00:06

John comes home from the IRS office and Ariel is there cooking dinner for him.

Honey, Marriage Isn't Easy

Honey, Marriage Isn't Easy

00:04

John gives his daughter Melanie some advice to help with her marriage but it ...

You Mount the Woman, Son

You Mount the Woman, Son

00:09

Grandpa Gustafson is giving John some advice about Ariel at the fishing hole.

I'll Have You Mated in Three Moves

I'll Have You Mated in Three Moves

00:07

John and Ariel are playing a game of chess together.

Holy Shit! Max! Goldman's Gone Nuts!

Holy Shit! Max! Goldman's Gone Nuts!

00:08

Max tied John's fishing hut to his car and he's pulling him around the ice.

Oh, You Broke My Nose!

Oh, You Broke My Nose!

00:02

John just punched Max in the face and he's claiming a broken nose.

Morning, Dickhead. Hello, Moron

Morning, Dickhead. Hello, Moron

00:03

Max and John exchange greetings in the morning.

Who's the Guy Yacking at Your Door?

Who's the Guy Yacking at Your Door?

00:10

Max and John politely greet each other in the morning.

I Hit the Cans Again. I Heard. How Is The Grinch Today?

I Hit the Cans Again. I Heard. How Is The Grinch Today?

00:08

Chuck walks into Chuck's store and greets him in the morning.

Did You Mount Her? Has She Got Big Thighs?

Did You Mount Her? Has She Got Big Thighs?

00:10

Grandpa Gustafson only wants to her about his son John doing good work with t...

Got to Use Hot Water, You Schmuck

Got to Use Hot Water, You Schmuck

00:04

Max makes fun of John for not pulling off a prank correctly.

John, When Was the Last Time You Made Love?

John, When Was the Last Time You Made Love?

00:18

Ariel wants to get it on so it's gametime grandpa. Ariel wants to get some ac...

We're Having a Heat Wave Here

We're Having a Heat Wave Here

00:02

Max is walking to his mailbox in the snow.

We Did the Horizontal Mambo! We Danced It!

We Did the Horizontal Mambo! We Danced It!

00:07

Max had to know if John slept with Ariel or not and he finally told him.

The Man's Crazy, Loco

The Man's Crazy, Loco

00:03

Max is talking to the man that was banging on John's door about John Gustafson.

That's if He's Taken His Medication

That's if He's Taken His Medication

00:13

Max is talking to the man who was just knocking on John's door and calling Jo...

Damn Kids. Can't Live With 'Em. Can't Shoot 'Em

Damn Kids. Can't Live With 'Em. Can't Shoot 'Em

00:10

Grandpa Gustafson is pissed off to see John and Max fighting again.

Oh, Shut Up, Fat Ass

Oh, Shut Up, Fat Ass

00:03

Max is watching TV and he is talking about the weather man.

Your Cat Crapped on My Steps Again

Your Cat Crapped on My Steps Again

00:06

Max is standing in the street with Ariel and he has a smart comment for John.

What the Hell Do I Know? I Got No House, No Wife, No Pension

What the Hell Do I Know? I Got No House, No Wife, No Pension

00:06

John is frustrated with his life and he's taking it out on Mike, Melanie's hu...

Hey, Dickhead, You Win the Lottery?

Hey, Dickhead, You Win the Lottery?

00:03

Max walks out of his house and yells at John who is shoveling snow in the str...

Whew! What The Hell Is That Smell?

Whew! What The Hell Is That Smell?

00:07

Max is driving away in his car when he notices a bad smell. John put a fish i...

Wipe The Smile Off Your Face Because It's Just a Loan

Wipe The Smile Off Your Face Because It's Just a Loan

00:12

Max took care of John's financial problems after his wedding so he gets to ke...