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Going to the Ghetto

Going to the Ghetto

00:55

Going to the ghetto when you weren't expecting to.

Talking Fake

Talking Fake

00:14

Talking about social pressure.

911, Calm and Relaxed

911, Calm and Relaxed

00:23

Who would call 911 all calm?

He's Still Here

He's Still Here

00:45

Dave calls the police because somebody broke into his home.

I Didn't Know I Couldn't do That

I Didn't Know I Couldn't do That

00:06

His white friend Chip gets pulled over by the police.

Ass Beat to a Soundtrack

Ass Beat to a Soundtrack

00:20

His white friend Chip gets pulled over by the police.

Don't Like to Let my Friends Drive Drunk

Don't Like to Let my Friends Drive Drunk

00:06

His white friend wants to race the cops.

Sprinkle some Crack on Him

Sprinkle some Crack on Him

00:02

After a cop beats up a black guy.

Waste of Weed

Waste of Weed

00:06

Talking about how white guys can talk to cops while stoned.

I'm a Little High

I'm a Little High

00:02

Doing an impression of a white guy talking to the cops while stoned.

I Need Some Information

I Need Some Information

00:01

Doing an impression of a white guy talking to the cops while stoned.

God Damn Cops

God Damn Cops

00:04

Doing a white guy impression.

Lost and High

Lost and High

00:03

Smokes weed with a white friend.

A White Guy to Talk to the Police

A White Guy to Talk to the Police

00:18

Black thugs need some white thugs to help them with the police.

Those White Guys are the Most Dangerous in the Group

Those White Guys are the Most Dangerous in the Group

00:39

Black thugs need some white thugs to help them with the police.

White People Looking at DC from Virginia

White People Looking at DC from Virginia

00:16

Talking about how DC has changed.

DC is Different

DC is Different

00:20

From opening of show.

Zip it Up, and Zip it Out

Zip it Up, and Zip it Out

00:22

Makes up slang for his white lawyers.

Genetically Predisposed to Liking Chicken

Genetically Predisposed to Liking Chicken

00:10

Ordering chicken in Mississippi.

The Count

The Count

00:47

The Count on Sesame Street acts like a pimp.

Don't Even Tell Me how to Get to Sesame Street

Don't Even Tell Me how to Get to Sesame Street

00:38

Sesame Street is a screwed up place.

Get it Together Grouch

Get it Together Grouch

00:02

Kids grow up to be adults and step over homeless people.