00:55
Going to the ghetto when you weren't expecting to.
00:14
Talking about social pressure.
00:23
Who would call 911 all calm?
00:45
Dave calls the police because somebody broke into his home.
00:06
His white friend Chip gets pulled over by the police.
00:20
His white friend Chip gets pulled over by the police.
00:06
His white friend wants to race the cops.
00:02
After a cop beats up a black guy.
00:06
Talking about how white guys can talk to cops while stoned.
00:02
Doing an impression of a white guy talking to the cops while stoned.
00:01
Doing an impression of a white guy talking to the cops while stoned.
00:04
Doing a white guy impression.
00:03
Smokes weed with a white friend.
00:18
Black thugs need some white thugs to help them with the police.
00:39
Black thugs need some white thugs to help them with the police.
00:16
Talking about how DC has changed.
00:20
From opening of show.
00:03
00:03
00:22
Makes up slang for his white lawyers.
00:10
Ordering chicken in Mississippi.
00:47
The Count on Sesame Street acts like a pimp.
00:38
Sesame Street is a screwed up place.
00:02
Kids grow up to be adults and step over homeless people.