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CM

CM

00:02

hilarious

hilarious

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When this Barry guy gets here, I'm gonna have to face him.

When this Barry guy gets here, I'm gonna have to face him.

00:09

You know what I really hate about this chick is that I think... I know that I'm in love with her.

You know what I really hate about this chick is that I think... I know that I'm in love with her.

00:07

No, I got molested by a hot tub last night.

No, I got molested by a hot tub last night.

00:13

I've had worse.

I've had worse.

00:02

I think I want to have sex with this guy.

I think I want to have sex with this guy.

00:17

Make yourself at home.

Make yourself at home.

00:03

Of all the bars in all the ski towns in Alaska, why'd she have to come to this one?

Of all the bars in all the ski towns in Alaska, why'd she have to come to this one?

00:04

Richard, be careful what you wish for.

Richard, be careful what you wish for.

00:38

Damn, you ski that?

Damn, you ski that?

00:02

Just call me 'John.'

Just call me 'John.'

00:08

Right now, I have to go seize the carp.

Right now, I have to go seize the carp.

00:17

At least Stewart has his act together enough to ask me out.

At least Stewart has his act together enough to ask me out.

00:14

Plus, she wasn't puking.

Plus, she wasn't puking.

00:10

It was like heaven, but you couldn't drink the water.

It was like heaven, but you couldn't drink the water.

00:04

But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong.

But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong.

00:27

So, Rick, did you hit it last night or what?

So, Rick, did you hit it last night or what?

00:22

It was this little place called Pedro O'Horney's.

It was this little place called Pedro O'Horney's.

00:10

Well, if I tell you, will you promise to shut up about it?

Well, if I tell you, will you promise to shut up about it?

00:03

You wouldn't mind playing tour guide to an old far like me, would you?

You wouldn't mind playing tour guide to an old far like me, would you?

00:16

Verry funny, Rambis.

Verry funny, Rambis.

00:06

You gotta try a lot harder than that, Rick.

You gotta try a lot harder than that, Rick.

00:15

I have to give Mr. Mays a snowboard lesson…

I have to give Mr. Mays a snowboard lesson…

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