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If You Grown Enough to Talk Back, You Grown Enough to Get Fucked-Up!

If You Grown Enough to Talk Back, You Grown Enough to Get Fucked-Up!

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Bernie Mac thinks that if a child can talk back to him he is old enough to ge...

See, It Ain't the Kids. It's Us, See

See, It Ain't the Kids. It's Us, See

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Bernie Mac thinks that it is the parents fault for raising problem children.

You Fresh Out of Fuckin' Luck With Me

You Fresh Out of Fuckin' Luck With Me

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Bernie tells the audience that if his wife doesn't orgasm before he does, she...

Get Your Punk Ass Upstairs Before You Get Fucked-Up Around Here!"

Get Your Punk Ass Upstairs Before You Get Fucked-Up Around Here!"

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Bernie tells his niece to get up the stairs and in bed before he hits her.

A Hairdo,  When Black Women Get Their Hair and Nails Done

A Hairdo, When Black Women Get Their Hair and Nails Done

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Bernie makes fun of black women's hair styles and the effort they put in.

You Better Not Fuck With Her Hair

You Better Not Fuck With Her Hair

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Bernie advises men to not mess with a black woman's hair.

Tell the Boss What the Fuck We Ain't Gonna Do

Tell the Boss What the Fuck We Ain't Gonna Do

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Bernie laughs at black people who tell their boss when they aren't going to w...

You got to look for our motherfuckin' ass

You got to look for our motherfuckin' ass

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Bernie laughs at black people's tendency to take long breaks from work and be...

She Used to Knock the Pause in Your Motherfuckin' Ass

She Used to Knock the Pause in Your Motherfuckin' Ass

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Bernie remembers when his grandmother used to hit him hard enough to make him...

It Don't Take All Night to Fuck. Why We Fucking for 45 Minutes?

It Don't Take All Night to Fuck. Why We Fucking for 45 Minutes?

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Bernie talks about getting older and not being able to last as long in bed.

I'm Tell It Like It Is! Three Minutes!

I'm Tell It Like It Is! Three Minutes!

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Bernie thinks that his 3 minutes of sex is still powerful and can be as stron...

She Would Give Me Special Attention

She Would Give Me Special Attention

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Bernie laughs at women who stare right at a man during oral sex. He doesn't ...

People Get in Your Goddamn Business

People Get in Your Goddamn Business

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Bernie tells the audience that he doesn't like other people telling him how t...

I'm Gonna Bust His Head to the White Meat, I Swear 'Fore the Lord

I'm Gonna Bust His Head to the White Meat, I Swear 'Fore the Lord

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Bernie Mac threatens to beat up his brother.

Well, I'm Gonna Break Down What the Word "Motherfucker" Actually Means

Well, I'm Gonna Break Down What the Word "Motherfucker" Actually Means

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Bernie tells the audience what Motherfucker actually means.

She the Ringleader!

She the Ringleader!

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Bernie tells the audience that he thinks his two year old niece is working wi...

The Conversation Makes Sense Like A Motherfucker

The Conversation Makes Sense Like A Motherfucker

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Bernie uses a story to explain the many uses of the word "motherfucker".

I ain't got time for no deaf mute

I ain't got time for no deaf mute

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Bernie tells the audience how he tries to get his niece to talk to him instea...

Don't Be Afraid of The Word Motherfucker

Don't Be Afraid of The Word Motherfucker

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Bernie thinks that the audience shouldn't be afraid of the word Motherfucker ...

When White Folks Come See You, Boy, You Successful. You Somebody

When White Folks Come See You, Boy, You Successful. You Somebody

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Bernie thinks that he is successful because white people have come to see him...

Bern, Why Do Black People always use the word motherfucker?

Bern, Why Do Black People always use the word motherfucker?

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Bernie Mac explains why black people use the word "motherfucker" in common sp...