Phil Hartman Quotes and Sound Clips


Phil Hartman
I've got just the tool for the job.
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Hey, sorry you missed the karate class today. But don't worry. I got it all on video for you.
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Howard: What's that, a reindeer? Ted: A little Christmas surprise for Johnny. Howard: You jus...
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Ted: Where you off to so early? Howard: Picking up a Christmas present for Jamie. Ted: Whoa! ...
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Ted: Howard, by the way, they say it may get icy later. You might wrap chains around those tires....
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Howard, I'm of the mindset you can never do too much to make a child's Christmas magical.
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Howard, is there something bothering you? Because this time of year, there's a very high incidenc...
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Christmas comes but once a year.
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Here. Have some nonalcoholic eggnog.
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Well, that didn't exactly go as well as I'd hoped.
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Philip Edward "Phil" Hartman (September 24, 1948 – May 28, 1998) was a Canadian-born American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and graphic artist. Born in Brantford, Ontario, Hartman and his family immigrated to the United States when he was ten. After graduating from California State University, Northridge with a degree in graphic arts, he designed album covers for bands like Poco and America. Feeling the need for a more creative outlet, Hartman joined the comedy group The Groundlings in 1975 and there helped comedian Paul Reubens develop his character Pee-wee Herman. Hartman co-wrote the screenplay for the film Pee-wee's Big Adventure and made recurring appearances on Reubens' show Pee-wee's Playhouse. Hartman became well-known in the late 1980s when he joined the sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live. He won fame for his impressions, particularly of President Bill Clinton, and stayed on the show for eight seasons. Called "the Glue" for his ability to hold the show together and help...