Newkirk likes the fact that he is an attractive old man.
Gen. Burkhalter thinks that it would be hard for Mrs. Schtottlemeyer to be ab...
Gen. Burkhalter and Klink don't realize that they are eating dog food.
LeBeau tells Hogan that he has had to put dog food on the crackers because he...
Gen. Burkhalter thinks that facing the Russians would be easier than trying t...
Newkirk complains that he has to dress as a woman.
Hogan volunteers for delousing because the tea party is formal.
LeBeau tells Schultz that the French don't drink tea.
Hogan complains that Schultz came into the barracks without knocking.
LeBeau complains about his bullet wound.
Hogan protests having to work at Klink's tea party.
Klink asks the men to help the German soldiers in Russia.
Newkirk offers some snow for the boys in Stalingrad.
Schutz thinks that Danzig was the best female impersonator in Germany.
Hogan tells Schultz that he doesn't want to go outside because he's cold.
Newkirk tells Schultz that he would never lie to him.
Schultz finds it hard to believe that LeBeau has been sunburned in the middle...
Newkirk tells LeBeau that his wound was only superficial and he's had worse s...
Newkirk is upset that he thought that LeBeau might be dying.
Newkirk is shocked to find that LeBeau's wound barely broke his skin.
Newkirk insults the French army.
Danzig tells Hogan that he needs to vary his disguises so that they remain di...
Hogan is surprised that Danzig isn't dressed as a woman.
LeBeau tells the men that Danzig used to be a great female impersonator.