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Weeds

Weeds is an American television series created by Jenji Kohan, produced by Lionsgate Television for the Showtime cable television network. The show centers on Nancy Botwin (Mary-Louise Parker), a newly widowed suburbanite mother of two who turns to selling marijuana to support her family after the unexpected death of her husband. Over the course of the show she finds herself involved in illegal activities on a larger scale; the first three...

Yeah, It Took Me Forever To Find That Tiny Little Bullet

Yeah, It Took Me Forever To Find That Tiny Little Bullet

00:06

Dr. Tupelo was the one who worked on Marvin after the drive by shooting.

And I'm Out Of Demerol. He Looks Like A Tough Young Man

And I'm Out Of Demerol. He Looks Like A Tough Young Man

00:10

Silas is going to need 6 or 7 stitches in his head after getting beat up by t...

Ma'am, If You'd Like A Second Opinion

Ma'am, If You'd Like A Second Opinion

00:08

Dr. Tupelo gives it to Nancy straight, on the condition of Silas's arm which ...

Okay. Either of You Armed?

Okay. Either of You Armed?

00:05

Nancy has taken Silas to a doctor who charges cash and is very discreet.

How Can We Call Ourselves A First-World Country?

How Can We Call Ourselves A First-World Country?

00:06

Nancy is at Dr. Tupelo's office so that Silas can get fixed after his mugging.

That Motherfucker Caused Us Nothing But Pain

That Motherfucker Caused Us Nothing But Pain

00:02

Conrad is talking to Nancy about U-Turn.

If You Want To Get Lucky Tonight

If You Want To Get Lucky Tonight

00:05

Nancy is messing with Conrad and making him jealous.

I Never Slept With U-Turn

I Never Slept With U-Turn

00:06

Nancy is messing with Conrad to make him jealous about U-Turn.

What, You Think You're the First Black Man I've Been With?

What, You Think You're the First Black Man I've Been With?

00:03

Nancy is making Conrad sweat it out a little about U-Turn. She's just messing...

Please Tell Me You Have A Thing For Traffic Signs

Please Tell Me You Have A Thing For Traffic Signs

00:03

Conrad saw a tattoo on Nancy's ass of a U-Turn sign and he's not happy to see...

Girl's Got Balls. Who Wants A Chick WIth Fucking Balls

Girl's Got Balls. Who Wants A Chick WIth Fucking Balls

00:09

Nancy just left Chess's place and he tried to get a date with her.

You Weigh the Pros and the Cons, and I'll Be in Touch

You Weigh the Pros and the Cons, and I'll Be in Touch

00:08

Chess likes Nancy and wants to take her out but Nancy isn't in to it.

Oh, No. Don't Take It Personally. Your Customers Sound Gay

Oh, No. Don't Take It Personally. Your Customers Sound Gay

00:06

Nancy is breaking the news to Chess that she doesn't want his pot.

Love Means You're Constantly Apologizing

Love Means You're Constantly Apologizing

00:10

Nancy is at a tattoo parlor and talking to the artist.

Thug means never having to say you're sorry

Thug means never having to say you're sorry

00:12

Nancy and the tattoo artist are having a deep conversation.

Do I Look Like I Am Ready To Be A Father?

Do I Look Like I Am Ready To Be A Father?

00:03

Sanjay is freaking out a bit because Clinique is pregnant and it's supposed t...

You Got To Hook Me Up With Some Better Weed

You Got To Hook Me Up With Some Better Weed

00:02

Sanjay needs quality weed to sell to his customers.

Planning A Big Night On The Town, Are We?

Planning A Big Night On The Town, Are We?

00:02

Sanjay is wearing a more ridiculous outfit every time he comes over now.

Now I Got To Take A Whiz

Now I Got To Take A Whiz

00:07

Mr. Mertes doesn't like the weed that Tara is giving him.

Well, It's Ditch Weed Drag

Well, It's Ditch Weed Drag

00:06

Mr. Mertes doesn't have enough time left in his life to be smoking bad weed.

Okay. This Weed Sucks

Okay. This Weed Sucks

00:04

Mr. Mertes is listening to Tara read him the bible and he's not happy with th...

I Don't See Nothing That Has To Stand Up To Pee In Your Life Neither

I Don't See Nothing That Has To Stand Up To Pee In Your Life Neither

00:07

Heylia throws it right back at Vaneeta that she also doesn't have a man.

Two Of The Scariest Bitches On The Planet

Two Of The Scariest Bitches On The Planet

00:07

Vaneeta tells the truth because Celia and Heylia as she is planting in front ...

No, I'm Not Good With Animals. Men And Animals

No, I'm Not Good With Animals. Men And Animals

00:06

Celia and Heylia are actually getting along while they take a smoke break.