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The Honeymooners

The Honeymooners is a situation comedy television show, based on a 1951–'55 sketch of the same name, which originally aired on CBS that was created by Jackie Gleason, and shot before a live audience, which debuted as a half-hour series on October 1, 1955. Although initially a ratings success — it was the #2 show in the United States its first season — it faced stiff competition from the Perry Como Show, eventually dropped to #19 (outranking...

Two Pounds of Baloney in a One-Pound Bag

Two Pounds of Baloney in a One-Pound Bag

00:09

Alice talking to Ralph about how he got stuck.

I Couldn't Push You In

I Couldn't Push You In

00:08

Ed trying to push Ralph out from the two pipes by pushing on his head.

I Think It's a Little Tight Squeeze in There

I Think It's a Little Tight Squeeze in There

00:06

Ed commenting on how Ralph is squeezing between two pipes.

Would You Mind Engineering a Little Maintenance

Would You Mind Engineering a Little Maintenance

00:05

Ed asking to get his pipes fixed again.

I'm Not Answering

I'm Not Answering

00:15

Ralph refusing to pick up his phone.

This is the Last Night I Take a Bath in Fred's Gasoline Station

This is the Last Night I Take a Bath in Fred's Gasoline Station

00:07

Ed mad at Ralph for him not fixing his pipes.

You Can Catch More Flies With Honey

You Can Catch More Flies With Honey

00:11

Ralph telling Ed to be nicer.

Both Hands Wash the Face

Both Hands Wash the Face

00:12

Ralph telling Ed to cooperate with the janitor.

I Hope There's Some Water on the Moon

I Hope There's Some Water on the Moon

00:04

Ralph getting mad at Ralph for asking for water again.

Are You Having an Attack or Something?

Are You Having an Attack or Something?

00:08

Ed coming downstairs to ask to gets his pipes fixed again.

Aww!

Aww!

00:04

Ralph getting tired of the phone ringing.

I Spent Three Hours Sunday Fixing the Kitchen Sink,

I Spent Three Hours Sunday Fixing the Kitchen Sink,

00:06

Ralph complaining to Alice how he fixed the wrong sink.

You don't have to yell in the hall anymore

You don't have to yell in the hall anymore

00:22

Ralph yelling in the hall about how the house phone is in.

You Don't Need Anything to Keep Your Weight Down

You Don't Need Anything to Keep Your Weight Down

00:04

Alice talking to Ralph about how his bowling supposedly keeps his weight down.

Norton Wants His Water Pipes Fixed

Norton Wants His Water Pipes Fixed

00:22

Alice telling Ralph what people want done around the house.

Now, Considering All of This, You Still Want to be Janitor

Now, Considering All of This, You Still Want to be Janitor

00:11

Ralph is becoming the new janitor of the building.

Best Lawyer in Town

Best Lawyer in Town

00:15

Ed telling Alice about a lawyer he knows.

Ed, What's There to Straighten Out?

Ed, What's There to Straighten Out?

00:12

Ed telling Alice what is going on.

I've Been a Little Too Lenient

I've Been a Little Too Lenient

00:08

Ralph talking about the janitor who doesn't fix anything.

I Know What He Removed

I Know What He Removed

00:14

Ed telling Ralph about what a doctor said about his headaches.

When I was in the Navy, I had a headache like that

When I was in the Navy, I had a headache like that

00:09

Ed telling Ralph about a headache that he had once and demonstrating it's pai...

Waiting for it to Blow Up

Waiting for it to Blow Up

00:15

Ed bugging Ralph while Ralph has a headache.

Want to See Water

Want to See Water

00:06

Ed talking Alice about how his house doesn't get water.

You Don't Have to Worry About Me

You Don't Have to Worry About Me

00:07

Ed commenting on how Ralph was planning on leaving town.