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He sure does have a lot of nasty in him

He sure does have a lot of nasty in him

00:07

Andy doesn't care to much for the state inspector.

That's enough to make a lawman cry

That's enough to make a lawman cry

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Barney can't believe that Andy is going to get a cake and celebrate Otis's bi...

Get in there

Get in there

00:03

Barney pushing the prisoner into the police car.

We wouldn't want the other sheriffs stealin' our decor

We wouldn't want the other sheriffs stealin' our decor

00:10

Andy asking the State Inspector to leave out the doilies in his report.

He's right curious acting

He's right curious acting

00:04

Andy telling the State Inspector's boss that he thinks the inspector needs so...

Taking potshots at a total stranger

Taking potshots at a total stranger

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Andy just arrested a Mayberry citizen and he is scolding him on the way to th...

You're getting everybody all head up over nothing

You're getting everybody all head up over nothing

00:03

Andy trying to stop the inspector from calling in the State Police over a sim...

I wish you'd just stop it

I wish you'd just stop it

00:07

Andy is getting tired of the state inspector threatening them.

The Katzenjammer Kids

The Katzenjammer Kids

00:07

The state inspector is telling Andy that he doesn't know how to run a jail.

It had a lot of girlie pictures in it

It had a lot of girlie pictures in it

00:06

Andy telling the inspector that he had to stop receiving the Police Gazette b...

Our cells are kind of like a home away from home

Our cells are kind of like a home away from home

00:05

Andy explaining to the inspector how their prisoners like the jail cells.

This jail doesn't even seem like a jail

This jail doesn't even seem like a jail

00:04

The inspector is telling Andy that he doesn't like his jail.

Want to do a little frog-giggin'

Want to do a little frog-giggin'

00:03

Andy is trying to get the inspector to do other things besides inspect the jail.

This is a prison not a hotel

This is a prison not a hotel

00:02

Barney is making Otis get into the cell because the state inspector is at the...

I have a tendency to get brutal

I have a tendency to get brutal

00:02

Barney is pretending to be tough for the state inspector.

I sorta over hopped him

I sorta over hopped him

00:04

The state inspector came into the jail and saw Otis sleeping at the sheriff's...

I got drunk just so I could come over here to be with you

I got drunk just so I could come over here to be with you

00:13

Otis telling Barney and Andy that he got drunk so they could arrest him and h...

You're my friend

You're my friend

00:07

Barney arrested Otis so they could have a prisoner for the audit and Otis is ...

Barney we don't need a prisoner

Barney we don't need a prisoner

00:05

Andy is trying to stop Barney from getting a prisoner for the audit.

Get us a prisoner

Get us a prisoner

00:02

Barney thinks they need to have a prisoner for the audit.

No use to get your skinny little veins to poppin

No use to get your skinny little veins to poppin

00:04

Andy trying to convince Barney to relax about the audit from the State Police...

Nothing to get head up about

Nothing to get head up about

00:03

The State Police are sending and inspector to Mayberry and Andy is telling Ba...

They are three of the nicest fellas we ever sent up

They are three of the nicest fellas we ever sent up

00:04

Barney and Andy received a gift from three brothers that they sent up to prison.

Never know when to stop

Never know when to stop

00:10

Barney telling Andy he doesn't know when to stop making fun of him.