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Joe Pantoliano

Joseph Peter "Joe" Pantoliano (born September 12, 1951) is an American film and television actor. He is perhaps best known for his portrayal of Ralph Cifaretto on The Sopranos, Cypher in The Matrix, Teddy in Memento and Jennifer Tilly's violent mobster boyfriend Caesar in Bound. He is often referred to as "Joey Pants," due to the difficulty some have pronouncing his Italian surname. Pantoliano was born in Hoboken, New Jersey, to...

Everybody's Tellin' Me to Go Fuck Myself!

Everybody's Tellin' Me to Go Fuck Myself!

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When Eddie tells Jack that Marvin told him off, Jack realizes that Marvin is ...

So Take These Clothes, Put Them on and Get the Fuck Out of Here

So Take These Clothes, Put Them on and Get the Fuck Out of Here

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Teddy gives Leonard a change of clothes and tells him to get lost before the ...

Morpheus Believes He Is the One

Morpheus Believes He Is the One

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Trinity introduces the idea that the person they're watching could be "The One."

Stand on Those People Till One of Them Squeaks

Stand on Those People Till One of Them Squeaks

00:03

Over the phone, Cosmo brings Sam up to speed on what he found.

Ring Around The Rosy. A Pocketful of Posies

Ring Around The Rosy. A Pocketful of Posies

00:31

Francis and Jake are trying to tie up Sloth but he is too big and strong for ...

And the People Just Forgot? You Have to Remember They're Very Primitive

And the People Just Forgot? You Have to Remember They're Very Primitive

00:12

Butch tells Lou that the dogs saved people from being ruled by cats, and he w...

I Took That Picture Just When You Did It

I Took That Picture Just When You Did It

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Teddy shows Leonard a photo he took of him right after he got his revenge on ...

Time of Your Life, Huh, Kid?

Time of Your Life, Huh, Kid?

00:02

Guido picks up Lana's phone while Joel leaves her a message and he finds out ...

Where's Lana? Maybe She's on the Choo-Choo

Where's Lana? Maybe She's on the Choo-Choo

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Guido stole everything in Joel's house and now Joel is looking for Lana to he...

You Listen to Me, You Little Fuck!

You Listen to Me, You Little Fuck!

00:09

Guido is on the phone with Joel and he's pissed off.

 Welcome to the Real World

Welcome to the Real World

00:02

Cypher taunts a powerless Trinity.

Joel, Do You Like Music?

Joel, Do You Like Music?

00:11

Guido stole everything from Joel's house and now he's selling it back to him.

How About Some Women's Outfits?

How About Some Women's Outfits?

00:06

Guido is selling back to Joel everything that he stole from him the night bef...

Very Slick? The Guy Just Broke My Fuckin' Glasses

Very Slick? The Guy Just Broke My Fuckin' Glasses

00:05

John Royce demonstrates how to get out of handcuffs by breaking Cosmo's sungl...

Some Glass, Artsy-Fartsy Thing

Some Glass, Artsy-Fartsy Thing

00:15

Joel needs to buy back his mother's glass egg but he's a little short on cash...

Here's Wishin' You Good Luck On Your Future As a Businessman!

Here's Wishin' You Good Luck On Your Future As a Businessman!

00:08

Guido drives off in the truck that was holding all of the stuff that was in J...

I Don't Look Like That

I Don't Look Like That

00:06

As Samuel Gerard walks into the bar, he sees himself on the news.

Sam, Are You in Here?

Sam, Are You in Here?

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Before Sam can watch the security footage, Cosmo interrupts with new informat...

I Gave You a Reason to Live, and You Were More Than Happy to Help

I Gave You a Reason to Live, and You Were More Than Happy to Help

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Teddy tries to get Leonard to realize he will never be happy, because he will...

You Remember When We Went to the Bronx Zoo?

You Remember When We Went to the Bronx Zoo?

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Jake is trying to manipulate Sloth to go after Francis instead of him while t...

You Can't Go Back

You Can't Go Back

00:05

Trinity tries to reason with Cypher after Apoc's death.

I'm Clearing a Warrant

I'm Clearing a Warrant

00:04

Before Sam can watch the security footage, Cosmo interrupts with new informat...

I Mean, Shit, Lenny, I'm a Fucking John G

I Mean, Shit, Lenny, I'm a Fucking John G

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Teddy tells Leonard how every town he visits is going to have someone named J...

It Means Buckle Your Seat Belt, Dorothy

It Means Buckle Your Seat Belt, Dorothy

Neo has taken the red pill. Morpheus and his crew are about to pull the wool ...