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John Cleese

John Marwood Cleese (pronounced /?kli?z/; born 27 October 1939) is an English actor, comedian, writer and film producer. He achieved success at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, and as a scriptwriter on The Frost Report. In the late 1960s he became a member of Monty Python, the comedy troupe responsible for the sketch show Monty Python's Flying Circus and the four Monty Python films: And Now for Something Completely Different, Holy Grail, Life of...

None of You Have Got Any Balls

None of You Have Got Any Balls

00:02

Death pokes Geoffrey in the eye for standing up to him, and once Geoffrey sit...

Finally Monsieur a Wafer-Thin Mint

Finally Monsieur a Wafer-Thin Mint

00:09

After Mr. Creosote finishes his gigantic meal, covered in vomit, the Maître d...

-Can I Ask You a Question? -What?

-Can I Ask You a Question? -What?

00:22

Debbie thinks she has Death where she wants him when she asks how six of them...

Before I Begin the Lesson Will Those of You

Before I Begin the Lesson Will Those of You

00:21

Professor Humphrey covers some logistical issues before beginning sex-ed class.

Yes, Wymer?

Yes, Wymer?

00:27

Wymer has trouble understanding simple instructions, as Professor Humphrey co...

Welcome To Gryffindor.

Welcome To Gryffindor.

00:05

The students are startled as Nearly Headless Nick pops up in the middle of th...

Yes, More Like It

Yes, More Like It

00:14

As the doctors and nurses prepare the delivery room, they realize that they l...

Quiet! Now Look We're Just Asking You if You've Got This Man's Leg

Quiet! Now Look We're Just Asking You if You've Got This Man's Leg

00:19

Ainsworth questions two men dressed as a tiger, whether or not they took the ...

Now Did I or Did I Not Do Vaginal Juices?

Now Did I or Did I Not Do Vaginal Juices?

00:06

Humphrey asks the class if he had already taught about vaginal juices.

Now Don't You Worry -We'll Soon Have You Cured

Now Don't You Worry -We'll Soon Have You Cured

00:10

Once the doctors find their patient, who is in labor, behind all of the machi...

Can I Put the Tube in the Baby's Head?

Can I Put the Tube in the Baby's Head?

00:04

The doctors, who are about to deliver a baby, bargain over who will perform w...

Somebody Better Be Dying

Somebody Better Be Dying

00:08

Shrek and Fiona are interrupted during an important conversation, and are inf...

What's Wrong with a Kiss Boy?

What's Wrong with a Kiss Boy?

00:23

Humphrey covers with his class, how to get a woman's juices flowing.

I Know I Made Many Mistakes With You

I Know I Made Many Mistakes With You

00:22

King Harold talks to Shrek and Fiona on his death bed.

Now, Sex.  Sex, Sex, Sex.  Where Were We?

Now, Sex. Sex, Sex, Sex. Where Were We?

00:06

Humphrey tries to remember where they left off in their lesson while teaching...

What Do I Do?

What Do I Do?

00:07

As the woman who is giving birth asks the doctors what to do, they tell her t...

You Don't Have to Leap Straight for the Clitoris Like a Bull at a Gate

You Don't Have to Leap Straight for the Clitoris Like a Bull at a Gate

00:05

Professor Humphrey explains that when trying to get a woman's juices flowing,...

Of Course, Tonguing Will Give You the Best Idea..

Of Course, Tonguing Will Give You the Best Idea..

00:05

Professor Humphrey teaches his class how to tell if you are being successful ...

This Kingdom Needs a New King

This Kingdom Needs a New King

00:19

Shrek reacts to King Harold's request for Shrek to become the next king.

The Purpose of Foreplay Is to Cause the Vagina to Lubricate..

The Purpose of Foreplay Is to Cause the Vagina to Lubricate..

00:08

Humphrey quizzes his pupils on the role of foreplay, in his sex-ed class.

Englishmen! You're All So Fucking Pompous!

Englishmen! You're All So Fucking Pompous!

00:06

After Geoff reprimands the Grim Reaper for barging into his home unannounced,...

What's That For?

What's That For?

00:16

As the doctors prepare the delivery room, their patient has questions about t...

The Penis Is Now, as You Will Observe, More or Less Fully Erect

The Penis Is Now, as You Will Observe, More or Less Fully Erect

00:07

Professor Humphrey prepares to mount his wife in front of his pupils, as he t...

And, of Course, to Cause the Man's Penis to Erect and Harden

And, of Course, to Cause the Man's Penis to Erect and Harden

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Humphrey teaches his pupils the importance of foreplay, during his sex-ed class.