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No, but I Just Took Another Look

No, but I Just Took Another Look

Newkirk doesn't think its fair to all his girlfriends that he risks his life.

Here, This Is for You

Here, This Is for You

Newkirk gives LeBeau his address book.

Blimey, That's Like Trying to Find a Needle in a Haystack

Blimey, That's Like Trying to Find a Needle in a Haystack

Newkirk is worried that they'll have a hard time finding the rockets.

My Men Volunteered for This Detail

My Men Volunteered for This Detail

The men complain about having to fill in Pot holes.

Hey, and Another Thing, Schultzy

Hey, and Another Thing, Schultzy

Newkirk complains about having to be out in the snow.

Oh, Please, Boys, Get Into the Truck

Oh, Please, Boys, Get Into the Truck

Schultz is worried that the general is going to shoot him, but no one has any...

All Right, Gentlemen

All Right, Gentlemen

Newkirk sets the rhythm for the band.

I had to come all the way to Germany to be in a chain gang

I had to come all the way to Germany to be in a chain gang

Baker is upset to find himself in a chain gang.

I don't know about the rest of you, but he's driving me bloody crackers

I don't know about the rest of you, but he's driving me bloody crackers

Newkirk is getting sick of hearing about Carter's dancer friend.

Now That We've Lost Our Explosives

Now That We've Lost Our Explosives

Newkirk thinks that the men are up to the task of doing a lousy job.

Well, There Goes Our Truck

Well, There Goes Our Truck

The men say goodbye to the truck driver.

He's a Jolly Fellow, Isn't He?

He's a Jolly Fellow, Isn't He?

LeBeau and Newkirk don't like the way that they are being treated by a German...

That's a Blessing in Disguise, Schultz

That's a Blessing in Disguise, Schultz

Newkirk thinks that the snow is good for Schultz. It lets him get acclimatiz...

Rudolph the red-nosed Kraut

Rudolph the red-nosed Kraut

The men laugh at how cold and miserable Schultz is.

What's That For?

What's That For?

LeBeau thinks that Newkirk is cruel for delighting in Carter's pain.

Who Cares if She's a Beautiful Dancer at the Hausnerhof

Who Cares if She's a Beautiful Dancer at the Hausnerhof

Newkirk and LeBeau are jealous that Carter gets to go to town to meet a beaut...

Will You Stop That Singing, Please?

Will You Stop That Singing, Please?

Newkirk tells Carter to stop singing. He's trying to be miserable.

Since when do the guests clean up?

Since when do the guests clean up?

Newkirk is worried that they're going to actually clean up the compound.

Don't Come to Attention, I'm Just Passing Through

Don't Come to Attention, I'm Just Passing Through

Klink tells the men to stand at ease.

That's the Smallest General I Ever Saw

That's the Smallest General I Ever Saw

Newkirk and Hogan talk about how small the Gen. Sharp is.

Oh, His German's Bloody Awful

Oh, His German's Bloody Awful

Newkirk complains about Gen. Sharp's German.

If There's Any Calls for These Gentlemen

If There's Any Calls for These Gentlemen

Newkirk makes a joke about binding the prisoners.

I give you a hint

I give you a hint

Newkirk tells Schultz that he no longer wants to play games.

The Next Time We Do Business With the Enemy

The Next Time We Do Business With the Enemy

Newkirk is upset that Hauptmann wont tell him where the map is.