just went home

Agent J reminds Agent K that Elvis is dead while he jams to an Elvis song in ...

MONEY

Agent K erases the memory of bystanders.

eeeek

Agent K erases the memory of bystanders.

Neuralizer

Agent K erases the memory of bystanders.

without j

Agent K gives a rundown about the secret agency to others and Agent J throws ...

neuralizer

Agent K erases the memory of bystanders.

It was an accident

Agent J flash-thingies people by accident

Sugar water

Agent K asks Agent J about a certain type of alien that they are on the hunt for

Dress in black

Agent K gives a rundown about the secret agency to others and Agent J throws ...

Busted

Agent J catches an alien pretending to be an exterminter after chasing him th...

Dennis Rodman

Laurel jokes that an alien in Dennis Rodman's body isn't much of a disguise

Roaches

Agent J says they don't check out as he pumps his gun before they go in the r...

Elvis is dead

Agent J reminds Agent K that Elvis is dead while he jams to an Elvis song in ...

Flashy thing

Agent J asks Agent K if he has every flashy-thinged him and he lies and says no

Gun types

Agent J complaining that he gets a smaller gun than Agent K

Make fun of me?

Agent K and Agent J go to the house of a lady whos husband has been taken ove...

Squid

Agent K tells Reg it's a squid

You know

Agent K says to Agent J when he learns that aliens live amongst humans

I make this look good

Agent J says to Agent K when he gets his uniform about how he looks better in it

Meet the twins

Agent K introduces Wooligang and Bob (the system operators) to Agent J

People are dumb

Agent K says how people get panicky and don't think when they're all in a gro...

Flowers

Shoot zone

Agent J's answer when asked by Zed why he shot the little girl after he goes ...

Mid 1950's

Agent K explains what their special super-secret agency does