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No, I, I Don't Know Why I'm Not Hosting This

No, I, I Don't Know Why I'm Not Hosting This

00:03

Neil Patrick Harris answers phones for the telethon.

Suit Song

Suit Song

02:46

Barney Stinson sings about how much he loves suits.

Porn Collection

Porn Collection

00:02

Barney Stinson gives away his porn collection.

Poon Handler

Poon Handler

00:04

Doogie Howser talks to Harold and Kumar.

Always Punching Guys

Always Punching Guys

00:02

Barney Stinson is about punching things.

BROS NIGHT!!!

BROS NIGHT!!!

00:02

Barney Stinson wants to have a boys night out.

BABY PUNCH!

BABY PUNCH!

00:04

Barney Stinson is about punching things.

What if world peace

What if world peace

00:06

Barney Stinson would not pick world peace over anything.

But Id rather be dressed to the nines

But Id rather be dressed to the nines

00:04

Barney Stinson picks his suits over a hot girl.

One million chicks

One million chicks

00:03

Barney Stinson will pick a suit over a million chicks.

I could have nailed her

I could have nailed her

00:03

Barney Stinson sings about how he did not make a mistake in choosing his suit...

Never grow old

Never grow old

00:04

Barney Stinson would rather have suits over never growing old.

Suits and a pot of gold

Suits and a pot of gold

00:04

Barney Stinson would pick suits over a pot of gold.

Answer these questions

Answer these questions

00:08

Barney Stinson is about to get asked questions.

Check out this perfect rack

Check out this perfect rack

00:07

Barney Stinson starts singing about breasts.

The perfect way to snare

The perfect way to snare

00:08

Barney Stinson sings about how to get a girl with Daddy issues.

Nothing suits em like a suit

Nothing suits em like a suit

00:13

Barney Stinson sings about seeing everyone wearing suits.

I'm sorry suits

I'm sorry suits

00:15

Barney Stinson starts apologizing to his suits.

Picture a world

Picture a world

00:09

Barney Stinson starts singing about a perfect world.

Girls will go and girls will come

Girls will go and girls will come

00:10

Barney Stinson sings about one absolute about a life.

Nothing suits me like a suit

Nothing suits me like a suit

00:09

Barney Stinson loves his suits.

Get your head outta your ass

Get your head outta your ass

00:01

Barney Stinson is tired of Lily's crap.

What's Barney been drinking

What's Barney been drinking

00:06

Barney Stinson starts singing about turning down a girl for his suits.

Sleep with Jenkins

Sleep with Jenkins

00:09

Barney tells Marshall to sleep with Jenkins to make Lily jealous.