Julie

I'll touch him wherever I want

MacGruber gets a partner and finds out who has the nuclear warhead.

Only 7 Blocks Away

MacGruber parks far away to back up Vicki.

Make It Up As I Go

MacGruber tells Piper he never has a plan.

Keep Him on the Line

MacGruber screws up on the tracing call.

I'm more like a 3 wire guy

MacGruber realizes that disabling the nuclear warhead is way too much for him.

Homemade Explosives

MacGruber's explosives blow up too early.

You're wearing a bullet proof vest

MacGruber uses Piper as a human shield and thinks he died but he had a bullet...

Ugliest cat

I can't stop thinking about you

Some girls like ment to take a dump on them

End of date

You don't say much

How bad was it

I'm damaged goods

What did I do to deserve you

Nothing wrong with the old you

Keenan tells Joan there was nothing wrong with her

In English? I'll fuck your brains out.

Kathryn and Sebastian make the terms of the bet very clear.

Kathryn, the only thing you're going to be riding is me.

Kathryn and Sebastian tease each other about their progress on the bet.

I'll give you something you've been obsessing about ever since our parents got married.

Sebastian and Kathryn lay out the terms of the bet.

Most people are sheep.

Sebastian and Annette talk about her manifesto on remaining a virgin.

Could you be more queer?

Kathryn and Sebastian discuss his journal.

How is your gold digging whore of a mother enjoying Bali?

Sebastian and Kathryn ask after each other's families.

You've got yourself a bet baby.

Sebastian agrees to the challenge that Kathryn set forth.