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Eric Cartman

Eric Theodore Cartman is a fictional character on the American animated television series South Park. One of four main characters, along with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick, he is often portrayed as the series' main antagonist and in opposition to his friends, who commonly refer to him by his last name. He debuted on television when South Park first aired on August 13, 1997; he had earlier appeared in The Spirit of Christmas...

You'd tell me right?

You'd tell me right?

00:09

Cartman ask's his mom if she was ever in a German Scheisse video

Oh, My God! You Killed Kenny! You Bastard!

Oh, My God! You Killed Kenny! You Bastard!

00:05

The boys watch as Kenny kills himself by lighting a fart on fire.

When Brian Boitano Was in the Alps

When Brian Boitano Was in the Alps

00:07

Cartman sings about the time Brian Boitano fought grizzly bears in the alps.

When Brian Boitano Traveled Through Time to the Year 3010

When Brian Boitano Traveled Through Time to the Year 3010

00:15

The kids sing about Brian Boitano traveling through time.

Kyle All Those Times I Said You Were a Big Dumb Jew I Didn't Mean It

Kyle All Those Times I Said You Were a Big Dumb Jew I Didn't Mean It

00:10

Cartman tells Kyle that he doesn't think he's a Jew.

Dude, This Is Fucking Weak

Dude, This Is Fucking Weak

00:02

Cartman tells Kyle that what his mother is doing weak.

Let Me Have Some Candy Cartman Oh Let's See

Let Me Have Some Candy Cartman Oh Let's See

00:06

Kyle asks Cartman to share some of his candy.

Dude It's a Lady Getting Pooed On! Whoa! Is It Cartman's Mom?

Dude It's a Lady Getting Pooed On! Whoa! Is It Cartman's Mom?

00:06

The boys find a website of Cartman's mom having sex.

Well, Fuck My Ass and Call Me a Bitch!

Well, Fuck My Ass and Call Me a Bitch!

00:06

Terrance tells Phillip that he should be called a bitch.

Dude That Movie Was Fucking Sweet!

Dude That Movie Was Fucking Sweet!

00:06

Stan, Kyle, and Cartman talk about how much they liked the Terrance and Phill...

Hey Stan Tell About When Terrance Called Phillip a Testicle-Shitting Rectal Wart

Hey Stan Tell About When Terrance Called Phillip a Testicle-Shitting Rectal Wart

00:04

Cartman tries to get Stan to talk about the movie but he is too busy dreaming...

You need to stand up to your mother

You need to stand up to your mother

00:06

Cartman wants Kyle to tell his mom that she is a bitch.

I Bet Him He Couldn't Do It. I Bet Him $100

I Bet Him He Couldn't Do It. I Bet Him $100

00:10

Cartman and Kyle watch over Kenny's dead body.

Hey Don't Call Me Fat You Fucking Jew!

Hey Don't Call Me Fat You Fucking Jew!

00:12

Mr. Garrison gets mad at the kids for saying Fuck in school.

I Had to Say Behind Because I'll Get Shocked if I Say Ass

I Had to Say Behind Because I'll Get Shocked if I Say Ass

00:04

Cartman tells the boys that he gets shocked if he says the word "ass".

How would you like to suck my balls?

How would you like to suck my balls?

00:16

Cartman tells Mr. Garrison to "suck his balls".

Well... Kyle's Mom's a Bitch She's a Big, Fat Bitch

Well... Kyle's Mom's a Bitch She's a Big, Fat Bitch

00:07

Cartman sings to the class about how Kyle's mom is a bitch.

Now I'd Like You to Say Big Floppy Donkey Dick

Now I'd Like You to Say Big Floppy Donkey Dick

00:07

Dr. Vosknocker shows off his new V-Chip that he's installed in Cartman.

That Movie Has Warped My Fragile Little Mind

That Movie Has Warped My Fragile Little Mind

00:02

Cartman blames his behavior on the Terrance and Phillip movie.

I'm Sorry. I Can't Help Myself. That Movie Has Warped My Fragile Little Mind

I'm Sorry. I Can't Help Myself. That Movie Has Warped My Fragile Little Mind

00:03

Cartman blames the movie for the foul language that he is using.

Yes, Yes, I Saw the Terrance and Phillip Movie

Yes, Yes, I Saw the Terrance and Phillip Movie

00:07

Cartman wants people to be in awe of him for seeing the Terrance and Phillip ...