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"Me Julie"

"Me Julie"

00:00

Ali G tells the group that his girlfriend wanted him to shave his balls

Who actually shot J.R.?

Who actually shot J.R.?

00:03

Ali G says JR instead of JFK

Is that your real face?

Is that your real face?

00:01

Ali G asks the Director of the CIA James Woolsey if his face is really his

We say pavement, you say sidewalk

We say pavement, you say sidewalk

00:07

When Scowcroft tells Ali G that he confused tampax with anthrax, Ali G tries ...

Element of surprise

Element of surprise

00:05

Ali G tells Scowcroft that Canada would be surprised if USA nuked them

Has you ever met General Motors?

Has you ever met General Motors?

00:02

Ali G asks Scowcroft if he's ever met General Motors (who isn't a person)

Do you think America should nuke Canada

Do you think America should nuke Canada

00:03

Ali G asks Brent Scowcroft if America should nuke Canada

Yo, Boris or whatever, stop being such a aeehhhh

Yo, Boris or whatever, stop being such a aeehhhh

00:04

Ali G asking why they didn't call the Russian President names in the war

Would you have switched sides?

Would you have switched sides?

00:05

Ali G asks General Brent Scowcroft if he would have switched sides in the war...

And also some geezer called Ford

And also some geezer called Ford

00:02

Ali G tells everyone that General Brent Scowcroft was president of a geezer c...

You are tiny, he must squash you

You are tiny, he must squash you

00:06

Borat tells the fat guys wife that she is small and that he must crush her wh...

You are a fat

You are a fat

00:01

Borat tells one of the guys at dinner he's fat

I can do big pop

I can do big pop

00:01

Borat tells the group that he can give a big fart

It smell like shit

It smell like shit

00:01

Borat farts and asks everyone what it is cause his coach told him not to say ...

What if I make a smell

What if I make a smell

00:04

Borat asks the etiquette coach about what to do if he farts

She like to make money, high five

She like to make money, high five

00:03

Borat's response to why his sister is a prostitute

I like shaved pussy

I like shaved pussy

00:01

Borat tells the group at dinner that he likes shaved pussy

Do you like porno?

Do you like porno?

00:02

Borat asks the group at dinner if they like porno

She was nice, high five

She was nice, high five

00:03

Borat tells the couple he's out for dinner with that his sister is good in bed

Last night I had sex

Last night I had sex

00:04

Borat tells the couple he's out for dinner with that he had sex last night

She nice, I like her

She nice, I like her

00:03

Borat tells the dinner group he likes his new wife

I have a new wife

I have a new wife

00:02

After telling the dinner group that he lost his wife, they show sympathy and ...

I like

I like

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Borat saying he likes the wine after he chugs his glass