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Ted

Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humor to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted. In the 2012 live action/CG-animated comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish…and has refused to leave his side ever since.

Not Looking At Your Funny Business

Not Looking At Your Funny Business

00:04

Ted surprises Lori as she comes out of the shower wearing just a towel, swear...

My Junk Got Squished By The TV

My Junk Got Squished By The TV

00:04

John and Ted's fistfight ends with the room TV falling on John's crotch on th...

I Wish I Had Just Gotten A Teddy Ruxpin!

I Wish I Had Just Gotten A Teddy Ruxpin!

00:04

John and Ted get into a heated fight over Ted moving out, so John makes a rud...

Baby Please Ask Ted To Move Out So We Can Move On With Our Lives

Baby Please Ask Ted To Move Out So We Can Move On With Our Lives

00:05

Over dinner, Lori asks John to make sure Ted moves out soon so they can conti...

That's My Bad I Was Sending A Tweet

That's My Bad I Was Sending A Tweet

00:02

Ted is dropping John off at work and crashes the car into some parked cars in...

Lori! Hey You're Home Early

Lori! Hey You're Home Early

00:13

Lori comes home to find Ted surrounded on the couch with prostitutes, booze a...

Something I Call A Dirty Fozzie

Something I Call A Dirty Fozzie

00:03

Ted is telling John about the girl he met at the grocery store, then makes a ...

Ted You Gotta Move Out

Ted You Gotta Move Out

00:09

John finally is forced to ask Ted to move out so he and Lori can start a life...

All Right Speed Round

All Right Speed Round

00:26

John fires off white-trash names rapid fire style, trying to guess the name o...

Well What's Her Name? White Trash Name

Well What's Her Name? White Trash Name

00:11

John does his best to guess the "white trash" name of the girl Ted met up with.

You Don't Think She's Gonna Be Expecting Something Big Do You?

You Don't Think She's Gonna Be Expecting Something Big Do You?

00:05

When John explains to Ted that he thinks Lori is expecting an engagement ring...

Where's My Ring Motherfucker? Put It On My Fuzzy Finger You Fuck!

Where's My Ring Motherfucker? Put It On My Fuzzy Finger You Fuck!

00:12

Ted explains that although John has been dating for 4 years, their friendship...

Fuck You Thunder! You Can Suck My Dick

Fuck You Thunder! You Can Suck My Dick

00:19

John and Ted sing the Thunder Song to help them through the rough weather out...